I invite every single one of you naysayers to my place next week, as we have a big party planned for Thursday. You can all take turns peeing on my electric fence...then we'll see who believes and who doesn't!
I, too, saw that Mythbusters episode, but trust me, I am very certain of the feeling of electricity running through my penis. Ever stick your finger in a light socket? Well, yeah, next time stick your dick in there.
Smikey makes a good point...electricity can indeed jump from drop to drop of urine, so long as there is sufficient current (amperage). Although, I question this drop-drop-drop theory of a urine stream. Maybe it is my super-human Peter North pubococcygeal muscles, but when I pee, I can shoot a pretty solid stream for several feet. AND - the electric wire of an electric fence is much closer to one's penis than the third rail of a subway track...so a solid stream of urine hitting an electric fence is
much more probable than a subway rail. Solid stream of urine = conducts electricity = zapped schlong.
In fact, this
exact theory was put to the test on a subsequent episode of the Mythbusters (episode 14, to be exact), where they revisitied the third rail myth. Adam urinates on an electric fence, and he got zapped. That was confirmed. See
Mythbusters Web Site Forums as well as
Official Mythbusters Episode Guide, and if you want even more, visit
this fan site.
Abstract from episode 14:
Revisited #2: Peeing on the Third Rail
Myth: That someone urinating on the electrified third rail will be electrocuted.
In the first test they found that a few inches from release the urine stream breaks up into droplets. The stream needs to be solid to carry the current. Myth busted. But viewers said they had received shocks while urinating on electric fences. Builders Tory Belleci and Kari Byron build an electric fence for the guys to pee on. Adam urinates on the fence and receives a shock. Fact remains that no one ever died from peeing on the third rail.
Here's more. Check out
Wikipedia:
"Upon retesting the myth on an electric fence it was found to be Confirmed, but the rail was still Busted."
And as far as "seeing" electricity, Alofwar, of course you can. Ever see lightning? A welding rod? Or a Van de Graaf generator? If you still don't believe me, go hook up some jumper cables to your car battery. Now take the two other ends and touch them together. Brrrrzap. Sparks
will fly.
Caution - it is quite likely that you may get hurt if you indeed attempt this (up to, and including death). Therefore, do so at your own risk. I will not be responsible for what ever decision you make in terms of playing with electricity. I do not advise you do this. Oh, and watch out for exploding battery acid, too.
I'm not saying the video is authentic or fake. Who knows, who cares. But I can absolutely, positively tell you that peeing on a farm style electric fence, with sufficient force behind your "solid" stream of urine, can, and DID result in a rather unpleasant shock. I am living proof.

The open invitation to my house remains. Come pee on my electric fence!