The 10 Golden Rules of Online Gaming

[YOOPER]

http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-online-gaming-64474.phtml

[SavageParrot]

One of the most original and beloved songs to sing is anything done by Rick Astley.

I am so gonna do that now...

[Wesley]

Rule 4 is one to live by.

"4: If anything kills you at all, it is cheap:

Like the above rule, but applied to every potential threat in a game. If someone shoots you to death using nothing but a pistol and with his eyes closed, he is being cheap. Cheap is one of the most brutal insults after noob, and anybody who hears it will feel worse about the fact they are winning ten to zero. It's a hollow victory, because they are so cheap. "

"6: If you are losing badly, it is because they are hacking:

Losing a little is one thing, that's just lag conspiring to keep your ownage levels down, but lag can only help the noobs cheaply beat you so much. If you are losing to such a point where not even your lag-pwning skill seems to be making a difference, well there's only one solution, and it's not that they are better than you -- it's that they are hacking.

People who appear to be doing a lot of killing and not much of being killed are hackers, plain and simple."

#10
"Even if you and a team member are on opposite sides of the game map, they kill stole. Obviously they did. Probably thanks to a hack."

[BearcatB200]

I think some of those rules apply to me! No? You bet the other team are hackers.

[SuPer PuZZy]

everyone is gay

singing is awesome

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[Chacal]

When was this thing when we needed it? Like, when we wrote the ECGN BF42 rules 5 years ago?

[CreepingCharlie]

oh that is great!

[YOOPER]

LOL...I knew you guys would like it. I got a good laugh out of it!