Game Rants 101

[RETARD]

10 More things I've noticed that really piss me off ...

(107) Can't climb to the top of Antennae to change faulty light bulb
(108) No chicks wearing bikinis as seen in the brochure
(109) Grenades disappear when you throw them to the sky
(110) Murder Hole is not Handicap accessible
(111) Men's restroom needs a good cleaning, nobody has taken the liberty to do this in 7 years and it's starting to really smell, some of you guys probably piss in an empty beer bottle so you're off the hook
(112) The department of Homeland Security needs to take better measures to prevent terrorists from panzing the annual Christmas tree
(113) The environmentalists are complaining about the boats leaking oil
(114) The homeless people sleeping in the doorways get in the way of our soldiers trying to fire from doorways
(115) After shooting the big gun it takes forever to reload, ... oh no wait, that's my girlfriend's complaint !!!
(116) There aren't "No Smoking" signs in the War Room so stop bitching when the potheads need to light up. The smoke bombs are the ONLY source of a fire cause you already scared out the flamer

I would like to point out one notable achievement of ours. Our lifeguards have not had to report one single accidental drowning all week

Peace And God Bless

[skibby]

the fact that you took the time to think of such unfunny things amazes me

[RETARD]

the fact that you took the time to think of such unfunny things amazes me

Okay then, I'll get right back to kicking your ass on the beach.

[Leafy]

the fact that you took the time to think of such unfunny things amazes me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma_(buddhism)

[=TAO=PowerSlave]

the fact that you took the time to think of such unfunny things amazes me

Actually I applaud Retard's effort. Tard, If you truly are "special" you are most certainly in the high-functioning group. And, which ever team you are on automatically gets a tax break (win, win situation!) I especially liked #114 The homeless people sleeping in the doorways get in the way of our soldiers trying to fire from doorways. I thought of it last night everytime I took a head shot from the moron LT with the sten firing from the "sniper table" through the doorway to upper...

[caseyjones]

I hate when I play and then half the server send me a private message to ask for personnal wolf lessons... JUST SPEC ME

[Leafy]

I hate when I play and then half the server send me a private message to ask for personnal wolf lessons... JUST SPEC ME

Be careful speccing Casey. His seksiness is blinding. I recommend sunglasses.

[Juventus]

I hate when I play and then half the server send me a private message to ask for personnal wolf lessons... JUST SPEC ME

I just hate when you play, period.

[Hayling]

1000 rants would take you like a year to complete... we'll we never know.

[jim.morrison]

117) medics that don't look at their compass
118) calling for ammo while reviving a lt and they flee w/o a dropped pack
119) teammates rushing through a doorway while I'm firing my venom!
120) Blocked a/s (I waited a while to toss that damn it)

[Gamb]

121 A venom blocking the doorway so they can fire it from there

[jim.morrison]

122) For the love of god TK REVIVE, when your teammate has 40 or less hp, tk them and revive them it saves med packs and time!:wall:

[skibby]

123 - medics who SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD to get your attention when they are asking for ammo. WHY DO THAT?????

[RETARD]

(124) LTs who complain about getting shot in the head yet ignore other's complaints about not passing out ammo.

[S.Shooter]

125 - Lamers with low ping, using timenudge on an unlagged server like ECG.

126 - Players that must get out thrue the doorway when we other runs from an airstrike trying to get in.
(listen to the fucking airstrike incoming)