Romance
Sun May 04, 2003 2:32 am
A nice comfortable sofa, with just enough room for two people who are well acquainted with each other. Dim lights. Nice relaxing music in the background. A little scented oil. Nina in front of me (topless of course 
) and my hands working my way through the knots in her shoulders and neck. As she relaxes, I slowly lean over and start to softly kiss the back of her neck, slowly work my way up to her ear. And I start to whisper things that would get me banned from Disneyland... It get's much more explicit after this, but oh so much more fun... Hey Nina, you aren't gonna kick my ass are you?
EDIT: Screw with this again Evan and you better have your life insurance paid up...
) and my hands working my way through the knots in her shoulders and neck. As she relaxes, I slowly lean over and start to softly kiss the back of her neck, slowly work my way up to her ear. And I start to whisper things that would get me banned from Disneyland... It get's much more explicit after this, but oh so much more fun... Hey Nina, you aren't gonna kick my ass are you?
EDIT: Screw with this again Evan and you better have your life insurance paid up...
Sun May 04, 2003 2:40 am
Now where did I put that dam joystick?
Edit: Ah, there it is.
Edit: Ah, there it is.
Sun May 04, 2003 2:41 am
*purrrrrr* never my love 
Sun May 04, 2003 8:38 am
OMG Doom, you f*cking scare me!
Sun May 04, 2003 8:59 am
Originally posted by Evan
OMG Doom, you f*cking scare me!
Uhhhhhhhh....................yeah................uhhhhhhhh............ok.....................damn is it just me or is anyone else gettin turned on?:eek:
Sun May 04, 2003 9:10 am
NOT ME!!!!!
< /me screams and runs away>
< /me screams and runs away>
Sun May 04, 2003 9:31 am
Damn you and Damn my vivid imagination 
Sun May 04, 2003 10:39 am
Originally posted by Harry Canyon
NOT ME!!!!!
< /me screams and runs away>
You lie Harry. You lie so bad.
But yeah Doom, if you're going to label a thread "Romance" then talk about gay romance, please label the thread appropriately. That way we can avoid it like mad sheep disease.
Sun May 04, 2003 12:02 pm
I'm scared..............
Re: Romance
Sun May 04, 2003 1:11 pm
Originally posted by {CN}Doomfarer
Last edited by Evan on 05-04-2003 at 09:38 AM
ABUSE!!!!
Sun May 04, 2003 10:40 pm
Some people should be beaten... REPEATEDLY!!! Evan I hopa you have a deep dark hole to hide in... for a long time...
Sun May 04, 2003 10:58 pm
Har, har. Do it Evan, do it! 
Sun May 04, 2003 11:14 pm
So, am I like the only person here that has a definition of romance?
Sun May 04, 2003 11:27 pm
"Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
-- Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
-- Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
Sun May 04, 2003 11:33 pm
Romance was forever destroyed by my last girlfriend, may she roast in the 9th circle of hell for all eternity. I've been thinkig of putting her photo on a bumper sticker with the phrase "I don't brake for YOU!".