Tue May 06, 2003 5:37 am
definitely mad hermit.Chasing kids off your broken
down porch with broom/shotgun sounds great.please
send pics...
down porch with broom/shotgun sounds great.please
send pics...
Tue May 06, 2003 9:42 am
Originally posted by Sannop
My wife likes flowers, jewerly etc etc.
My wife liked my money. Once she got it all, she moved on to what else she really liked - other men.
Tue May 06, 2003 10:01 am
Originally posted by rust
definitely mad hermit.Chasing kids off your broken
down porch with broom/shotgun sounds great.please
send pics...
I used to have a guy like that lived 2 houses down from me..creepy german guy we would refer to him as Fritz...he was mean He would yell at us for riding our big wheels past his house ( at least i think thats what they were call) and he had a flag pole in front of his house with weathered dolls died to it...I wish I knew more about him
Tue May 06, 2003 10:16 am
We had a wierd family up the street.We would kick the
ball in their yard when playing kick ball.the wife would
come out and yell at us for getting in the yard.I mean
really flip her stack.So then we used to kick the ball in
her yard on purpose so we could watch her face turn red
and the veins bulge out of her forehead.Ahhh.....the
memories
Camel- the weatherd dolls on the flagpole sounds really
creepy.
ball in their yard when playing kick ball.the wife would
come out and yell at us for getting in the yard.I mean
really flip her stack.So then we used to kick the ball in
her yard on purpose so we could watch her face turn red
and the veins bulge out of her forehead.Ahhh.....the
memories
Camel- the weatherd dolls on the flagpole sounds really
creepy.
Tue May 06, 2003 11:06 am
I went to a block party last summer and I remember noticing a lot of older guys (40-50) just walking around or sitting by themseleves. No wife, no friends. Real sad. I'm afraid to end up like that. Sure I have friends now, but when they start having families...
You could join a monestary in the States. I hear the Catholic Church is having a real hard time getting younger guys to devote to a life of service and chastity. No kung fu, but you get to do Gregorian chant!
You could join a monestary in the States. I hear the Catholic Church is having a real hard time getting younger guys to devote to a life of service and chastity. No kung fu, but you get to do Gregorian chant!
Tue May 06, 2003 11:40 am
And once again, we have discovered that there is no such thing as continuity on these forums!!!
Wrist, the life of the cackling madman is WAY underrated, give it a shot. Just make sure the shotgun is loaded first
I grew being part of "that weird family down the street", explains a couple of things doesn't it?
Having a relationship crumble around you is not fun at all... Still I would rather risk that again, than sit back and gripe about how much of a raw deal I got. Of course I say this after having spent several months getting over my divorce, during that time I was all kinds of anti-social... I got better
Like Hellacious said, you don't have to really be looking, to be found. Just be open to the possibility.
Wrist, the life of the cackling madman is WAY underrated, give it a shot. Just make sure the shotgun is loaded first
I grew being part of "that weird family down the street", explains a couple of things doesn't it?
Having a relationship crumble around you is not fun at all... Still I would rather risk that again, than sit back and gripe about how much of a raw deal I got. Of course I say this after having spent several months getting over my divorce, during that time I was all kinds of anti-social... I got better
Like Hellacious said, you don't have to really be looking, to be found. Just be open to the possibility.
Tue May 06, 2003 11:52 am
One more reference to Anthony Michael Hall and your not going to be the only person hunting people down Doomy. Im a good cook and I have a hell of a recipe for lamb chops.
Tue May 06, 2003 11:58 am
It seems that everyone here lived near Boo Radley or had him in their family.
(Spelling?.... it has been a long time since I read that book)
Also,
If he honestly thinks that way about women... I think that the "rule of wrist" has another meaning
(Spelling?.... it has been a long time since I read that book)
Also,
If he honestly thinks that way about women... I think that the "rule of wrist" has another meaning
Tue May 06, 2003 12:41 pm
Geez, Sannop, where does all the hostility come from?
I too have been to Kamakura, during my tour in the Navy. But the kind of Buddhism I was referring to was the type started by Bodhidharma in about 500AD in Ho Nan China: Shaolin. And, buddhism and martial arts have been tied together in many places since that time. Perhaps you are familiar with Miyamoto Musashi and Takuan Soho? Martial arts practiced correctly involves mastery of the mind, body and spirit to accomplish goals... I don't see how that excludes religion....
The old weird guy with the gun down the street strikes a chord everywhere... My gun is ALWAYS loaded, Doom, unless I'm in the middle of RE-loading it....
I am trying to avoid buttrape in general for the duration of my life Pudrik, so I think the Catholic Clergy is out... nothing against Catholics, just the people that run the church...
I'll have to remember the dolls hanging from the flagpole thing for later... that, coupled with the PA playing 'Friday the 13th', 'Halloween' and other assorted crap oughtta do the job...
Aren't all of you women out there attracted to me NOW?
I too have been to Kamakura, during my tour in the Navy. But the kind of Buddhism I was referring to was the type started by Bodhidharma in about 500AD in Ho Nan China: Shaolin. And, buddhism and martial arts have been tied together in many places since that time. Perhaps you are familiar with Miyamoto Musashi and Takuan Soho? Martial arts practiced correctly involves mastery of the mind, body and spirit to accomplish goals... I don't see how that excludes religion....
The old weird guy with the gun down the street strikes a chord everywhere... My gun is ALWAYS loaded, Doom, unless I'm in the middle of RE-loading it....
I am trying to avoid buttrape in general for the duration of my life Pudrik, so I think the Catholic Clergy is out... nothing against Catholics, just the people that run the church...
I'll have to remember the dolls hanging from the flagpole thing for later... that, coupled with the PA playing 'Friday the 13th', 'Halloween' and other assorted crap oughtta do the job...
Aren't all of you women out there attracted to me NOW?
Tue May 06, 2003 12:51 pm
Originally posted by *AnimalMutha*
One more reference to Anthony Michael Hall and your not going to be the only person hunting people down Doomy. Im a good cook and I have a hell of a recipe for lamb chops.
Now that is just MEAN!
Tue May 06, 2003 12:58 pm
Originally posted by Rule of Wrist
Geez, Sannop, where does all the hostility come from?
Maybe you have been totally joking and I have missed it. But look at your early posts in this thread, your quote, and hence the source of your nick. The appearence begs for sarcasm.
The point that I was trying to make is that Martial arts is just one of the many forms of zazen in buddhism ( I know.. not all buddhist are zen.. it is just what I know the most about, and they each have something similar). One could paint, run, garden, etc etc. Martial arts is just a tool, and too many Westerners link MA and Buddhism as absolutes. If you wanted to be a monk to learn MA... you would be missing the point.
Tue May 06, 2003 7:03 pm
The quote and nick are from the movie, if you go and watch the movie, you will see it's not as bad as it sounds out of context... I just liked the sound of it and thought it was clever...
I would never actually HIT a woman (though I'll shake the SHIT out of one-Chris Rock). Men who think they have to prove themselves by showing their physical superiority to females should have a special place in a max security pound-em-in-the-ass prison.
However, that doesn't prevent me from disagreeing with the majority of women's views and from thinking that most of them are clinically insane (I can smell my own). IMO the majority of women base their decisions on emotions rather than reason, which leads to poor decisions... (one of the reasons Bill Clinton was elected was the women's vote; the reason they voted for Clinton? They thought he was hot...
this is only the most egregious example I can think of...)
I didn't want to get off on a rant but look what happened... ah well, please, women readers, don't flame me, I don't have a problem with anybody here. Just frustrated, ya know?
Sannop, I am mostly joking around when posting, but sometimes not. Sometimes even I don't know....
And I envy you with your happy marriage. Mahalo.
I would never actually HIT a woman (though I'll shake the SHIT out of one-Chris Rock
). Men who think they have to prove themselves by showing their physical superiority to females should have a special place in a max security pound-em-in-the-ass prison.
However, that doesn't prevent me from disagreeing with the majority of women's views and from thinking that most of them are clinically insane (I can smell my own). IMO the majority of women base their decisions on emotions rather than reason, which leads to poor decisions... (one of the reasons Bill Clinton was elected was the women's vote; the reason they voted for Clinton? They thought he was hot...
this is only the most egregious example I can think of...)
I didn't want to get off on a rant but look what happened... ah well, please, women readers, don't flame me, I don't have a problem with anybody here. Just frustrated, ya know?
Sannop, I am mostly joking around when posting, but sometimes not. Sometimes even I don't know....
And I envy you with your happy marriage. Mahalo.
Tue May 06, 2003 7:26 pm
I have heard great things about that movie; I am going to rent it. Also, Chris Rock is funny as hell.
Excuse my scathing tone at times; I am just one sarcastic son of a bitch.
Excuse my scathing tone at times; I am just one sarcastic son of a bitch.
Tue May 06, 2003 7:55 pm
No worries...
Have a
or two on me....
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
(Favorite line from the movie: "Shut up you druggy bitch! I can't run to the store to get a pack of smokes without runnin' into 9 guys you FUCKED!")
Have a
or two on me....
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
(Favorite line from the movie: "Shut up you druggy bitch! I can't run to the store to get a pack of smokes without runnin' into 9 guys you FUCKED!")
Tue May 06, 2003 9:14 pm
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
1.Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according tolights and darks.
2.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make mental note-must do more sit-ups.
4.Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5.Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
6.Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
7.Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8.Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
9.Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
10.Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all come off).
11.Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12.Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
13.Turn off shower.
14.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15.Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
16.Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, tweeze any stray hairs.
17.Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18.If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2.Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound.
3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4.Get in the shower.
5.Don’t bother to look for a washcloth (you don’t use one).
6.Wash your face.
7.Wash your armpits.
8.Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9.Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10.Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
11.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12.Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
13.Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14.Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
15.Pee (in the shower).
16.Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
17.Partially dry off.
18.Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
19.Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
20.Leave bathroom fan and light on.
21.Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the “woo-woo”sound, again.
22.Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed
1.Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according tolights and darks.
2.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make mental note-must do more sit-ups.
4.Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5.Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
6.Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
7.Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8.Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
9.Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
10.Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all come off).
11.Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12.Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
13.Turn off shower.
14.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15.Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
16.Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, tweeze any stray hairs.
17.Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18.If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2.Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound.
3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4.Get in the shower.
5.Don’t bother to look for a washcloth (you don’t use one).
6.Wash your face.
7.Wash your armpits.
8.Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9.Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10.Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
11.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12.Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
13.Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14.Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
15.Pee (in the shower).
16.Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
17.Partially dry off.
18.Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
19.Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
20.Leave bathroom fan and light on.
21.Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the “woo-woo”sound, again.
22.Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed