how long u you alive?

June 8, 2050
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

[S.S. N]

4% have had team sex.
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hmmm...

red team player 1: ooooh yeah ::splooge::

blue team player 1: my eyes!, they burn!

red team player 2: Get the Flag! Move!

blue team player 1: Medic!

blue team player 2: Defend the Objective!


i dont think thats what they meant.