The lets continue this thread...

Sun May 25, 2003 1:11 pm

Marilyn Manson, and he screamed "I've got an F and C and I got a K too, now all I need is a bitch like U" seeing this, I slipped and hit my head hard on the toilet seat, I didn't remeber the toilet being so close to the fridge, someone must have.....

Sun May 25, 2003 8:08 pm

...been taking a dump in my kitchen. I have to admit, whoever did it, had a really good idea. So I grabbed a big bag of prunes and...

Sun May 25, 2003 8:34 pm

I still love monkeys..... especially when they....

Sun May 25, 2003 10:42 pm

appear from the next room with Michael Jackson and proceed to beat the living tar out of Manson. Just when I thought Manson was down for good, he pulled off Jackson's fake nose. That seemed to cause a chain reaction as Jackson seemed to be held together by the nose. He fell apart like a puzzle, scattering pieces of himself all over my floor. The monkeys seemed to be lifted from the power Jackson had over them. They picked up the pieces and all left the room. Still in shock over the event's I looked at Manson. He smiled, grabbed a Bud and climbed back into the fridge and closed the door. "I'm getting to old for this shit" I muttered to myself and picked myself up off the floor...

Tue May 27, 2003 7:56 am

...and went to the livingroom to watch some TV. Thinking that this was the end of a bad day. I sat down and turned on the TV, and to my amazment I saw....

Tue May 27, 2003 11:09 am

Ron Jeremy and his Harry Canyon2. I then jumped up and, said to myself hmmmmmmmm is that sheep i see, and i screamed...

Tue May 27, 2003 12:22 pm

...HOLY SHIT as I hit the floor. Good god I said to my self what a dream. Then I got up and went to my bedroom. Pissed off and spent from the horrably bad day that I just had, I put on my Scooby Doo nighty and fell asleep...

Tue May 27, 2003 2:01 pm

...counting sheep, and all i can see is Harry Canyon running through my mind so i keep counting the sheep, but the sheep heads had Ron Jeremy face on them. So i got up in a sweat, and then ran back into the bathroom throughing water on my face, and as i looked up...

Tue May 27, 2003 3:00 pm

...in the mirror, I saw a human body with a sheeps head, ron jeremy's face as his ass, and harry as the "frontal" side. In shock, I ran outside...

Tue May 27, 2003 9:48 pm

...with my arms in the air saying why me why me. After running around for about a hour i then sat down on the ground thing to my self hmmmmmmm, what the hell just happen.....

Tue May 27, 2003 10:59 pm

... and then I felt a strange sensation. And then all of a sudden it felt like an atom bomb just exploded. I had just passed the largest amount of intestinal gas at one time ever in the history of man. Finding it suddenly difficult to breath, I ...

Wed May 28, 2003 2:08 am

... staggered wildly into a seven eleven. The shop clerk looked unimpressed, like maybe this shit happens all the time. Give it time though, I thought, just a little time. Sure enough within minutes the shops ventilation system caught on to the mushroom cloud of foulness which I had left outside. The clerk still trying to look cool died instantly which was a bitch as there was no-one there to work the coffee machine for me. Anyhow I didn't want him to start to smell so I crammed him into the freezer, which turned out to be the entrance to an undergroud factory of some kind. I wanted to explore but I needed provisions so I boosted a six pack of beers and some money from the till and headed into the tunnel. The instant the door closed behind me I realised some alka seltza would have been a good idea too but the opportunity had passed. Thus it was that with fear in my heart and beer in my belly that I felt my way down into the gloom of the underground factory, there to find...

Wed May 28, 2003 3:06 am

... the secret lair of the Noob Makers! So THIS is the source of the endless noobs and smacktards that infect the 24/7beach and ECGN BF1942 #1 like athlete's foot fungus!

Astounded at my good fortune, I used my newfound colon clouding powers to release a noxious gas that smelled like a dirtless graveyard, and was capable of eating the machinery like acid. I was strangely immune to the effect...

As the gas started to dissolve the noobination machines, I ....

Wed May 28, 2003 2:56 pm

...thought to myself aren't I a n00b? I yell out in a big scream "I'm BURRRNING!!!!!" The skin starts to melt...shortness of breath...temporary blindness..., however, you are grateful to find...

Wed May 28, 2003 4:01 pm

....A water hole that was used to water sheep. I then looked over my shoulders to see a barn, it was full of sheep but there was this light comming out of this one window i could see some thing moving up there but i could not make out what it was.....