Is Cameron Diaz secretly ugly?

by **St!nkf!nger** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:29 pm

I have this theory that we've been tricked into thinking that Cameron Diaz is hot. I've got a sneaking suspicion that on the average day Cammy looks a lot more her character in Being John Malkovich than she does in Charlie's Angels.

Is this unfounded? Partially, but I don't feel like typing for hours about why she's secretly ugly.

What do you think?

by **Homestar_Runner** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:36 pm

I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.

by **Gusbenz3000** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:50 pm

LOL Good one. Lot of people look better on screen then off. It's all movie magic.

by **Camel toe joe** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:34 pm

I think she has a nice body but I'm not crazy about her face

by **rust** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:01 pm

after 12 beers it's all good...

by **Rule of Wrist** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:18 pm

That would be a hell of step up from rosie...

by **Jeffro** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:31 pm

I'd bang her...

by **SHWoff** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:47 am

She's pretty but sometimes that mouth seems to swallow her head. Reminds me of Steven Tyler or Mick Jagger...

by **Darnoc** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:58 am

They must put alot of make-up on her ass too, then.

by **Doug the Unforgiven** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 9:21 am

The only thing I found her really hot in was "The Mask".

After that she's just looked anorexic. It's pretty sad when a hot Hollywood starlet needs clothes on to be even remotely attractive.

Eat, damnit! EAT!

by **Rule of Wrist** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 11:07 am

I haven't seen the new charlie's angels, but that scene in the first one where she wakes up and shakes her ass at the camera in her underwear, and then tells the mail guy to "just put it in her slot"

Way hot.

by **St!nkf!nger** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:47 pm

Wow, just about a 50/50 split. I'm shocked.

by **Evan** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:54 pm

IMO, you're gay and/or jealous!

by **shockwave203** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 4:25 pm

lol, I was JUST going to say that if you don't think she's hot, you must be homosexual

by **The Nazinator** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 4:33 pm

see here