What do you love most about your mate?
Mon Aug 11, 2003 3:45 pm
Since we have had the 'how do you pick up the opposite sex' thread, how bout this one.
What do you love about your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend or what qualities do you look for in the opposite sex?
What do you love about your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend or what qualities do you look for in the opposite sex?
Mon Aug 11, 2003 3:52 pm
Someone I can be friend's with. Friends with benefits as it were.
Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:03 pm
Someone that leaves the next morning before I wake up.
Mon Aug 11, 2003 6:21 pm
Someone I can just sit with without feeling any need for conversation, and who when they leave I can't wait to see again.
Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:43 pm
Why oppopsite sex?..........Since we are answering questions about what we love about our mates, my answer would be the earth-tearing anal I receive.....and cuddling after
Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:06 pm
I like it when she does dishes, mows the lawn, cooks dinner, cleans the place--especially my computer area BUT NOT WHEN I'M AT THE COMPUTER, does the grocery shopping, goes out to icky politically necessary funtions by herself with appropriate excuses about how deathly ill I am, buys presents for me that are not only several times more than I spend on her, but also leave her destitute for several months.
So much....
I like it when she pays for the movie, the pop-corn, the drinks--and the drinks after. (ok, I'm dreaming on that one).
I like it when she takes my threats at homicidal berserk violence seriously when wondering if she should invite her mother over for a weekend.
I like it that she understands her feet and legs will never pass beyond the ice-cold temperature they mysteriously exist at, so the blankets rightfully belong only on me. Seriously--why should we both suffer? Be a good altruist and suffer alone. Quietly too for gods sakes. Whimpering so ruins a good sleep.
I like that she buys lots of meat and doesn't bother dirtying my plate with food-groups herbivores find exciting.
I like that she understand my animals are trully gifted marvelous creature, and that old wretched smelly ornery creature that more resembled a run-over, mange-ridden rat than it did her darling kitten was rightfully put up for adoption out on the country road. Not slowing down caused some grief, for which I appologize. Well, really it's that I hate that whimpering snuffling sound. Next time, if I ever have to do it again, I'll stop first.
I like that she keeps herself looking attractive and is clear that mens true handsomeness comes from qualities buried deep beneath their unkempt exterior. C'mon..seriously, I'm ready to save the victims of a plane-crash. I don't need to be all dolled up. How many pirates had regular washes? It's part of the daring-do 'dangerous gleam in the eye' look to be dissheveled and more than slightly dirty. Who liked Tom Hanks' look in Survivor when he first crashed? That pudgy wormish softy--bah, no one. We all secretly admired that ragged lean filthy survivor he eventually became.
Sheesh..I COULD so go on....
Keek.
So much....
I like it when she pays for the movie, the pop-corn, the drinks--and the drinks after. (ok, I'm dreaming on that one).
I like it when she takes my threats at homicidal berserk violence seriously when wondering if she should invite her mother over for a weekend.
I like it that she understands her feet and legs will never pass beyond the ice-cold temperature they mysteriously exist at, so the blankets rightfully belong only on me. Seriously--why should we both suffer? Be a good altruist and suffer alone. Quietly too for gods sakes. Whimpering so ruins a good sleep.
I like that she buys lots of meat and doesn't bother dirtying my plate with food-groups herbivores find exciting.
I like that she understand my animals are trully gifted marvelous creature, and that old wretched smelly ornery creature that more resembled a run-over, mange-ridden rat than it did her darling kitten was rightfully put up for adoption out on the country road. Not slowing down caused some grief, for which I appologize. Well, really it's that I hate that whimpering snuffling sound. Next time, if I ever have to do it again, I'll stop first.
I like that she keeps herself looking attractive and is clear that mens true handsomeness comes from qualities buried deep beneath their unkempt exterior. C'mon..seriously, I'm ready to save the victims of a plane-crash. I don't need to be all dolled up. How many pirates had regular washes? It's part of the daring-do 'dangerous gleam in the eye' look to be dissheveled and more than slightly dirty. Who liked Tom Hanks' look in Survivor when he first crashed? That pudgy wormish softy--bah, no one. We all secretly admired that ragged lean filthy survivor he eventually became.
Sheesh..I COULD so go on....
Keek.
Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:42 pm
Originally posted by Keekanoo
I like it when she does dishes, mows the lawn, cooks dinner, cleans the place--especially my computer area BUT NOT WHEN I'M AT THE COMPUTER, does the grocery shopping, goes out to icky politically necessary funtions by herself with appropriate excuses about how deathly ill I am, buys presents for me that are not only several times more than I spend on her, but also leave her destitute for several months.
So much....
I like it when she pays for the movie, the pop-corn, the drinks--and the drinks after. (ok, I'm dreaming on that one).
I like it when she takes my threats at homicidal berserk violence seriously when wondering if she should invite her mother over for a weekend.
I like it that she understands her feet and legs will never pass beyond the ice-cold temperature they mysteriously exist at, so the blankets rightfully belong only on me. Seriously--why should we both suffer? Be a good altruist and suffer alone. Quietly too for gods sakes. Whimpering so ruins a good sleep.
I like that she buys lots of meat and doesn't bother dirtying my plate with food-groups herbivores find exciting.
I like that she understand my animals are trully gifted marvelous creature, and that old wretched smelly ornery creature that more resembled a run-over, mange-ridden rat than it did her darling kitten was rightfully put up for adoption out on the country road. Not slowing down caused some grief, for which I appologize. Well, really it's that I hate that whimpering snuffling sound. Next time, if I ever have to do it again, I'll stop first.
I like that she keeps herself looking attractive and is clear that mens true handsomeness comes from qualities buried deep beneath their unkempt exterior. C'mon..seriously, I'm ready to save the victims of a plane-crash. I don't need to be all dolled up. How many pirates had regular washes? It's part of the daring-do 'dangerous gleam in the eye' look to be dissheveled and more than slightly dirty. Who liked Tom Hanks' look in Survivor when he first crashed? That pudgy wormish softy--bah, no one. We all secretly admired that ragged lean filthy survivor he eventually became.
Sheesh..I COULD so go on.... but I have a date with a moose...
Keek.
Damn... I just don't understand what the whole moose infatuation thing is all about if you come home to that...
Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:44 pm
the thing i like the most is that she can kiss me so that i feel dissy for a couple of seconds even afther the 11 months we've been togheter i know you married guys know that thats not long but im happy with it
also when she looks at me with puppy eyes and tells me that she wants me so bad
another nice feature of my partner are the eyes she has eyes were you can look in for hours without wondering what the fuck you are doing
also when she looks at me with puppy eyes and tells me that she wants me so bad
another nice feature of my partner are the eyes she has eyes were you can look in for hours without wondering what the fuck you are doing
Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:24 pm
Originally posted by Keekanoo
I like it when she does dishes, mows the lawn, cooks dinner, cleans the place--especially my computer area BUT NOT WHEN I'M AT THE COMPUTER, does the grocery shopping, goes out to icky politically necessary funtions by herself with appropriate excuses about how deathly ill I am, buys presents for me that are not only several times more than I spend on her, but also leave her destitute for several months.
So much....
I like it when she pays for the movie, the pop-corn, the drinks--and the drinks after. (ok, I'm dreaming on that one).
I like it when she takes my threats at homicidal berserk violence seriously when wondering if she should invite her mother over for a weekend.
I like it that she understands her feet and legs will never pass beyond the ice-cold temperature they mysteriously exist at, so the blankets rightfully belong only on me. Seriously--why should we both suffer? Be a good altruist and suffer alone. Quietly too for gods sakes. Whimpering so ruins a good sleep.
I like that she buys lots of meat and doesn't bother dirtying my plate with food-groups herbivores find exciting.
I like that she understand my animals are trully gifted marvelous creature, and that old wretched smelly ornery creature that more resembled a run-over, mange-ridden rat than it did her darling kitten was rightfully put up for adoption out on the country road. Not slowing down caused some grief, for which I appologize. Well, really it's that I hate that whimpering snuffling sound. Next time, if I ever have to do it again, I'll stop first.
I like that she keeps herself looking attractive and is clear that mens true handsomeness comes from qualities buried deep beneath their unkempt exterior. C'mon..seriously, I'm ready to save the victims of a plane-crash. I don't need to be all dolled up. How many pirates had regular washes? It's part of the daring-do 'dangerous gleam in the eye' look to be dissheveled and more than slightly dirty. Who liked Tom Hanks' look in Survivor when he first crashed? That pudgy wormish softy--bah, no one. We all secretly admired that ragged lean filthy survivor he eventually became.
Sheesh..I COULD so go on....
Keek.
Thats a classic Keek......Cheers:beer:
Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:59 pm
God I made a lot of spelling and tense mistakes in that earlier shpeel. I really need to re-read before posting.
It wasn't 'Survivor' it was 'Castaway'.
And that whole paragraph about her darling kitten...I completely didn't get across the visualization of seeing it thrown out the window at 40 mph.
*sigh* And I'm a writer. I hang my head in shame.
Keek.
It wasn't 'Survivor' it was 'Castaway'.
And that whole paragraph about her darling kitten...I completely didn't get across the visualization of seeing it thrown out the window at 40 mph.
*sigh* And I'm a writer. I hang my head in shame.
Keek.
Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:03 am
Originally posted by COL.BUKKAKE
Why oppopsite sex?..........Since we are answering questions about what we love about our mates, my answer would be the earth-tearing anal I receive.....and cuddling after
Sorry Bukkake, didn't mean to leave you and your group out!
Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:50 am
Wow you guys are starting to get me all worked up...
"Boys have a penis...Girls have a vagina"
"Boys have a penis...Girls have a vagina"
Tue Aug 12, 2003 10:19 am
A woman who doesn't care how many hours you play BF1942...and has big b00bs
Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:12 am
I love most....when she's off visiting relatives. Oh wait is that wrong. I'll change my answer to big bOObs.
Re: What do you love most about your mate?
Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:16 pm
What do you love about your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend or what qualities do you look for in the opposite sex?
What I love most about my Boyfriend is that he loves me and I love him. He makes me laugh, and he makes me smile. He is my best friend and he is there for me when i need him. I love him with all my heart more then he knows. I love his kisses and his hugs. Im glad that i met him cause he is the one. Im one happy gal because i found the man of my dreams. I dont care how long he playes bf1942. So all i need to say is that i love him.
What I love most about my Boyfriend is that he loves me and I love him. He makes me laugh, and he makes me smile. He is my best friend and he is there for me when i need him. I love him with all my heart more then he knows. I love his kisses and his hugs. Im glad that i met him cause he is the one. Im one happy gal because i found the man of my dreams. I dont care how long he playes bf1942. So all i need to say is that i love him.