spaceballs

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[frankk6969]

The holy hand grenade.

[Wairudo Enjin]

Aaahhh....Mongo Straight!

[frankk6969]

Want some beans Mr. Taggert?

[Wairudo Enjin]

I'd say you boys have had bout enuf! whew!

[frankk6969]

I think mines warped. and why do i always get the defective ones.

[Tommy Boy]

---[ Spaceballs The Drinking Game ]---
To play the Spaceballs Drinking Game you will need:

A copy of Spaceballs on tape
An ample supply of your favorite beverage
(beer, orange soda, whatever)
A big-screen TV so you can see all the tiny
gags you'd miss otherwise (optional but funky)


Rules:
The game begins when the word SPACEBALLS is first legible at the
start of the movie and ends when MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU
appears at the end.
Once the game has begun, watch the movie for the listed events. Each
time an event occurs everyone drinks.
No need to worry about people successfully operating the VCR since
it's only one tape (if you taped it off the air in such a way that you
have it on two tapes, you don't need to play the Spaceballs drinking game
in the first place)

Drink When:

General...
Someone watching the movie picks up on a gag they never noticed
before Drink, twice if no one's ever noticed it before
Anyone curses, twice if it's the priest
Either of Mel Brooks' characters appears (Yogurt/Skroob)
Brooks parodies a movie other than one of the "Star Wars" trilogy
A piece of Spaceballs merchandise appears, twice if it's not in
Yogurt's shop
A visual-only gag is onscreen ("We Brake For Nobody", "Prison
Ball 28",etc.)
Another Mel Brooks movie (or a reference to another Mel Brooks
movie) is onscreen

Bad Guys...
President Skroob shows his incompetence
Dark Helmet makes a fool of himself, twice if he does it
without causing himself personal injury
Spaceball training isn't up to snuff, twice if a Spaceball does
something totally stupid ("The Vulcan neck pinch?")
Colonel Sandurz orders someone to "Prepare to [whatever]"
Helmet insults Sandurz
Helmet uses his ring
Helmet's mask goes up or down, twice when his desert helmet
opens or closes
None of the Big Three (Skroob, Helmet, Sandurz) know what to do
Anyone does the Skroob Salute
Commanderette Zircon catches Skroob at a bad time
Spaceball One is onscreen (Mega-Maid counts), twice if you see
it in its entirety
Pizza the Hutt is onscreen

Good Guys...
Anyone says Barf's name ("Barfolomew" counts)
Barf whips someone in the face with his tail, twice if he gets
someone somewhere else
Barf takes something too literally
Vespa's royally-inflated ego rears its ugly head
Someone uses the Schwartz, twice if they do it without the ring,
three times for
Liquid Schwartz
The Dinks appear, twice if you understand what they are saying
beyond "Dink Dink Dink!"
Dot's light is on or flashing (Sleep Mode, Virgin Alarm, Super
Vision)
King Roland is onscreen
Lone Starr uses a stolen key of some kind

Jesus Tommy!

You trying to kill somebody? After this game, you'd have people in a coma...

[DocTrebor]

Originally posted by Random Hero
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Dude, whats up with that man...not cool.

I know...

drink until you explode.....thats the name of the game.

[frankk6969]

Originally posted by Drax
drink until you explode.....thats the name of the game.

or its called drink until you pass out and slip into a coma and die.

Another Mel Brooks film that I find hillarious is "History Of The World". Funny ass hell.

i have not seen that yet.

[Tommy Boy]

Originally posted by Rule of Wrist
Jesus Tommy!

You trying to kill somebody? After this game, you'd have people in a coma...

Go hard or go home!! LOL.