1337 WWII

by **Weasel Meat** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:06 pm

Found on few other sites...
1337 WWII

•7:42PM• <Waxx> "WWII for the 1337"
•7:42PM• <Waxx> Hitler is talking to these people
•7:42PM• <Waxx> and he's like
•7:43PM• <Waxx> "ph34r, i r 1337"
•7:43PM• <Waxx> and they are all like, "omgz k"
•7:43PM• <Waxx> thus, hitler rises to power in germany
•7:43PM• <Waxx> now
•7:43PM• <Waxx> the british and french are like "wtf"
•7:43PM• <Waxx> so they talk to him
•7:43PM• <Waxx> and they're like "d00d wtf r u doing"
•7:43PM• <Waxx> now
•7:44PM• <Waxx> well
•7:44PM• <Waxx> we'll skip in the middle
•7:44PM• <Waxx> September 1st, 1939
•7:44PM• <Waxx> Hitler invades poland
•7:44PM• <Waxx> the polish are like "omg wtf"
•7:44PM• <Waxx> and the germans are like "ph34r"
•7:44PM• <Waxx> polish are like "wtf no"
•7:44PM• <Waxx> and then the germans pwn them all
•7:44PM• <Waxx> poland falls to the germans
•7:45PM• <Waxx> next they march through belgium to go around the maginot line
•7:45PM• <Waxx> the french thought they were 1337 with that maginot line, but they were just n00bs
•7:45PM• <Waxx> anyhow
•7:45PM• <Waxx> with hitler marching through neutral belgium, the british are like "omg wtf"
•7:45PM• <Waxx> eventually, hitler gets through poland and attacks france, bypassing the maginot line
•7:45PM• <Waxx> the french are like "omg h4x"
•7:46PM• <Waxx> and the germans are, again, like "ph34r"
•7:46PM• <Waxx> France falls
•7:46PM• <Waxx> Britain now becomes involved in active combat against the germans
•7:46PM• <Waxx> now, there are about 300,000 british and french soldiers on the beaches of dunkirk
•7:47PM• <Waxx> and the germans are coming, they're all like "omgz pwn"
•7:47PM• <Waxx> and winston churchill says "n00bs, no"
•7:47PM• <Waxx> then all the british begin h4xing
•7:47PM• <Waxx> most of those 300,000 men are rescued and pwn another day
•7:47PM• <Waxx> things quiet down for a bit
•7:48PM• <Waxx> anyway
•7:48PM• <Waxx> things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
•7:48PM• <Waxx> so, he does
•7:48PM• <Waxx> the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
•7:48PM• <Waxx> and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
•7:48PM• <Waxx> the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
•7:48PM• <Waxx> and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
•7:49PM• <Waxx> the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
•7:49PM• <Waxx> now, the russians are like "omgz pwn"
•7:49PM• <Waxx> and so, the russians begin pushing the germans out of the soviet union
•7:49PM• <Waxx> so there you have it in europe
•7:49PM• <Waxx> but what's happening in the pacific?
•7:50PM• <Waxx> now
•7:50PM• <Waxx> japanese relations with the US had been deteriorating
•7:50PM• <Waxx> in fact, the japanese bought scrap metal off us up until a few days before pearl harbor
•7:50PM• <Waxx> the US was just like "omgz k"
•7:51PM• <Waxx> and the japs were like "thx"
•7:51PM• <Waxx> suddenly, on december 7th, the japanese attack pearl harbor, hawaii
•7:51PM• <Waxx> the americans are like "WTF"
•7:51PM• <Waxx> and the japanese, like their german allies, are all "omgz ph34r"
•7:51PM• <Waxx> seeing as the US had not developed proper h4x yet, they were unable to repel the onslaught
•7:52PM• <Waxx> roosevelt orders immediate h4xing, and war is declared upon the empire of japan
•7:52PM• <Waxx> the japanese were very 1337
•7:52PM• <Waxx> they really knew how to h4x0rz
•7:53PM• <Waxx> so the us suffered a string of defeats
•7:53PM• <Waxx> until an obscure island known as midway becomes a very pivotal point on the map
•7:53PM• <Waxx> the japanese sent out a 1337 battle fleet to take and occupy midway
•7:54PM• <Waxx> the americans, now becoming fluent in their h4xing abilities, managed to h4x the japanese code
•7:54PM• <Waxx> and learned of the plot
•7:54PM• <Waxx> so they sent out some h4xing vessels...er..i mean aircraft carriers, destroyers, and one or two submarines to deal with the japanese threat
•7:54PM• <Waxx> the japanese began their attack on midway
•7:55PM• <Waxx> they immediately were like "WTF are these planez0rz and shipz0rz doing here?"
•7:55PM• <Waxx> the americans are now like "omgz pwn"
•7:55PM• <Waxx> they now had the h4x with them, and sunkz0rz four front line japanese aircraft carriers, a major defeat for the japanese
•7:56PM• <Waxx> from this point on, the japanese would be playing a defensive battle for the rest of the war
•7:56PM• <Waxx> now, back to europe
•7:56PM• <Waxx> the year is now 1944
•7:56PM• <Waxx> the US 8th air force has been pwning the german industry by the air for some time now
•7:56PM• <Waxx> the british have been pwning them at night
•7:57PM• <Waxx> eisenhower the 1337 feels that it is time to stage the attack on fortress europe
•7:57PM• <Waxx> and thus, on june 6, 1944, operation overlord commenced
•7:58PM• <Waxx> the germans were like "wtf r they doing here", because we had h4xed them into believing the landing sites would be at calaise, far from the actual landing zones
•7:58PM• <Waxx> still, they put up a very 1337 fight
•7:58PM• <Waxx> rommel had wanted to use his 1337 panzer divisions to drive the allies into the sea
•7:58PM• <Waxx> but hitler was like "Wtf n00b, no, stfu"
•7:59PM• <Waxx> because of this, the allies were able to establish a beachhead and begin landing their massive amounts of war materiel
•7:59PM• <Waxx> after the beaches, facing the allies were many large bushes called bocage
•7:59PM• <Waxx> crisscrossing the french countryside
•8:00PM• <Waxx> the germans camped in them, waiting to pwn anyone who dared to go through
•8:00PM• <Waxx> this posed a severe problem for the allies
•8:00PM• <Waxx> some ingenious engineers, however, devised a contraption that, when fitted to the hull of a tank, could cut through the dense bocage
•8:01PM• <Waxx> when the germans first encountered vehicles with these contraptions, they were like "omgz wtf, h4x0rz"
•8:01PM• <Waxx> the americans were like "omgz pwn"
•8:01PM• <Waxx> though the fight was still tough, and many allied tanks and men were lost
•8:02PM• <Waxx> but the germans would not be lasting much longer
•8:02PM• <Waxx> with 1337 allied air cover now completely pwning the skies, they could now concentrate on close air support
•8:02PM• <Waxx> the germans now got to experience this on the receiving end
•8:02PM• <Waxx> needless to say, they were all going "omg wtf"
•8:03PM• <Waxx> with the russians having pushed the germans completely out of their homeland, the end was near for the third reich
•8:03PM• <Waxx> soon the allies reached the rhine river
•8:03PM• <Waxx> the germans, crafty as ever, blew up all the bridges across
•8:03PM• <Waxx> except one
•8:03PM• <Waxx> then some 1337 allies in some jeepz0rz ran across it
•8:03PM• <Waxx> the germans were like "OMGZ H4X"
•8:04PM• <Waxx> the allies had entered germany itself
•8:04PM• <Waxx> much fighting ensued, and eventually they reached berlin after much pwnage being dealt from both sides
•8:04PM• <Waxx> the russians, vengeful as ever, were allowed to enter berlin first
•8:04PM• <Waxx> where they proceeded to pwn everything, no matter what in hell it was
•8:05PM• <Waxx> hitler comes to his senses and goes "wtf..."
•8:05PM• <Waxx> he and his mistress commit suicide in an underground bunker deep in germany
•8:05PM• <Waxx> the war in europe is over.
•8:06PM• <Waxx> meanwhile in the pacific.....
•8:06PM• <Waxx> with the americans having dealt a major blow to the japanese at midway, they press their luck further
•8:06PM• <Waxx> they begin pwning islands
•8:06PM• <Waxx> island after island falls
•8:06PM• <Waxx> iwo jima falls
•8:06PM• <Waxx> okinawa falls
•8:07PM• <Waxx> not wanting to risk the insanely high casualty rate of an invasion of japan, the president decides to drop two atomic bombs
•8:07PM• <Waxx> the japanese surrender
•8:07PM• <Waxx> world war two is over
•8:07PM• <Waxx> everyone goes home and gets laid
•8:07PM• <Waxx> the end
•8:08PM• <Waxx> with that, gentlemen, i bid you good night

by **Bagginses** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:08 pm

Dictionary please? With explanation of origins?

-Bagginses

by **Horsepower** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:14 pm

clever, but not very funny. must be the age difference.

by **Tour of Duty** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:15 pm

omgz= Oh my God
h4x (0r)= hack(er)
pwnd= owned
n00bs= newbies
1337 = leet= elite
ph43r= fear ( I think)

by **PudriK** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:19 pm

Try http://www.urbandictionary.com/

by **Camel toe joe** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:19 pm

funny!

by **Rule of Wrist** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:27 pm

Originally posted by Weasel Meat

•7:48PM• <Waxx> the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"

This one line I thought was kinda funny, but the rest of it is further indication of the downfall of modern society.

LEETspeak... *shudders*

by **Wairudo Enjin** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:43 pm

I just hope they don't want to get an 'official' dictionary for their leetbonics! :mad:

by **Horsepower** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:50 pm

soon they will be demanding that schools allows this type of spelling.

by **hightimber** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:58 pm

Good stuff, Weasel. It's a history lesson for the underprivileged.

by **Chacal** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 10:53 pm

I liked the russian line too!

by **Evan** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 10:57 pm

Dude, that was some funny shit!

by **Agent-Commando** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:34 am

Originally posted by Evan
Dude, that was some funny shit!

by **Dutchy (nl)** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:15 am

This is very annoying... I work at a shoe-store where all the shoes are sorted out by number.

I.E. 1.331.327 is a black men shoe.. (Nevermind).
As I read more about those guys that use numbers to write something down, like 1337, I start looking more at words then the actual number I am looking for when I am searching a shoe... VERY IRRITATING.. :rotflmao:

1.133.745 size 38... :tard:

by **Xenius** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:45 am

I found it funny, but only because it's so stupid

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