Confessing time!

confess online!!

Few examples:

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I don't like to shower. Sometimes I just spray perfume so I smell good.
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i'm not sure what an orgasm feels like. i don't know if i've ever had one. i know what it feels like to hit my g-spot but i don't know if i've ever orgasmed.
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Good Will Hunting makes me cry every time. I'm a pussy.
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i get a hardon in the morning when i go fishing
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I once picked up this girl in a club, and had unprotected sex with her whilst she was asleep.
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One time, I stole about $50 from a friend, then used the money to buy her birthday present.
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[plukkie]

ok ok I must confes:( I'm adicted to battle field:rotflmao:

[plukkie]

ok but now seriosly (sorry for my spelling) I must confess my friend dutchy is one off the most importante people in my live

ok I must confess,

i met a girl at the club toke her back to my house, hit it (it was like 4:00 am).....couldn't find her friends so stopped at a local bar, and she went to pee, and left her lol

Slaughter

[shockwave203]

Originally posted by 444444444444444
ok I must confess,

i met a girl at the club toke her back to my house, hit it (it was like 4:00 am).....couldn't find her friends so stopped at a local bar, and she went to pee, and left her lol

Slaughter

ok i must confess, you just got an STD!

Pwned

I accidently mixed my butter knife with my steak knife.

[Matt174e]

I stole a grape from the market

i took the cookie from the cookie jar

[frankk6969]

I was the one who farted in the elevator.

[Rand0m]

Originally posted by shockwave203
ok i must confess, you just got an STD!

Pwned

Wow im actually l(ing)ol....first time i laughed when pwned was use thats too friggen funny

Originally posted by frankk6969
I was the one who farted in the elevator.

I used to fart on purpose and blame the dog because it was funny when everyone yelled at it.

[hightimber]

I got some rootbeer up my nose one time.

Originally posted by plukkie
ok but now seriosly (sorry for my spelling) I must confess my friend dutchy is one off the most importante people in my live

You big-ass suckup slimeball.. I thought we'd discuss this by PM's?!?:beer:

[Camel toe joe]

I had sex in back of a stuka while it was flying once

[Conscious*]

951704512 I masturbate with a cucumber sometimes. I'm a guy.

128448732 In the 8th grade, I once found an unpoened condom, and I filled it with white hand lotion and flung it down the hallway... only to see it land on the most popular cheerleaders head.