Star Trek Pundit Blasted at Convention

"Bloomington, MN - Sci-fi pundit Marc Eisenburg, 38 of Apple Valley, Minnesota, was dealt harsh criticism by members of the Star Trek fan community yesterday when he presented his controversial paper A Star Destroyer Could Beat the Enterprise E to a packed crowd in convention room 102 at the Bloomington Radisson during the annual Star Trek convention."



http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/07/star_trek.html

LOL, good read. Made me laugh.

[Evan]

Good god people.

The Enterprise - E would kick the shit out of a Star Destroyer.

[Tommy Boy]

I liked the line "stupid and gay"...hello? Pot to kettle, come in please....

LOL

[shockwave203]

pfft, EVERYONE knows that the Enterprise E would kick a star destroyer's butt, with all of it's type X phaser arrays, photon and quantum torpedos, not to mention abblative hull armor like the Defiant has

lol

I mean, c'mon people, how could you NOT KNOW THAT?!:lol:

and now, I hang my head in shame for writing that

[Evan]

You mean the Enterprise E? lol

It's more agile, smaller profile (remember, a Star Destroyer is 1KM long!), and it can pick off the Star Destroyer's fighters like a turkey shoot.

[shockwave203]

lol Evan just changed it, you're too fast!

and I just watched Startrek Nemesis today, a few hours ago as a matter of fact, so my nerdiness is in full gear

[Evan]

Don't forget that the Enterprise - E is considered a Battleship in Starfleet.

[shockwave203]

Not to mention Starfleet's most advanced ship

Originally posted by shockwave203
pfft, EVERYONE knows that the Enterprise E would kick a star destroyer's butt, with all of it's type X phaser arrays, photon and quantum torpedos, not to mention abblative hull armor like the Defiant has

lol

I mean, c'mon people, how could you NOT KNOW THAT?!:lol:

and now, I hang my head in shame for writing that

I don't know...Enterprise isn't really set up to handle hundreds of small targets, such as TIE Fighters and Bombers...could be more in the SD's favor

[Evan]

Now, a Super Star Destroyer vs. Enterprise - E would be an awesome fight.

[Evan]

Originally posted by Sewer-Urchin
:lol: I don't know...Enterprise isn't really set up to handle hundreds of small targets, such as TIE Fighters and Bombers...could be more in the SD's favor

You're forgetting how fast the Enterprise can fire and that the Enterprise's fire control is computer controlled. An SD's guns are mostly manned by human gunners.

Oh yeah, SSD's are cool...I'd like to see one vs. a Borg, too.

[shockwave203]

Originally posted by Evan
Now, a Super Star Destroyer vs. Enterprise - E would be an awesome fight.

indeed. worf would pwn all though

[Evan]

Worf could beam over with a few away teams. Yummy.