My new name!!
Sat Jan 25, 2003 8:59 am
I will now be known as Tender Vittles v1.1 !!
The reason for this is because I ACTUALLY killed my first player!!!
Well, I was on a different server... and I think it was my teammate... They banned me from the server soon after... But anyways, it was a kill!
I know you all will now think I am some type of l337, and the offers to join your clans will come in by the truck-load, but I must decline all offers! I want to be my own player, I want to not be held down by some clan tag, I want to wear stiletto heels and dance the tango, the forbidden dance. I want to represent my self, not an entire clan. That retarded-midget-black-kid on COL.BUKKAKE's avatar; I want to fux him all nite long, that shit just gets me ON!
Yea, that’s right, I actually got a kill now. So you all better just watch out (especially my team-mates).
The reason for this is because I ACTUALLY killed my first player!!!
Well, I was on a different server... and I think it was my teammate... They banned me from the server soon after... But anyways, it was a kill!
I know you all will now think I am some type of l337, and the offers to join your clans will come in by the truck-load, but I must decline all offers! I want to be my own player, I want to not be held down by some clan tag, I want to wear stiletto heels and dance the tango, the forbidden dance. I want to represent my self, not an entire clan. That retarded-midget-black-kid on COL.BUKKAKE's avatar; I want to fux him all nite long, that shit just gets me ON!
Yea, that’s right, I actually got a kill now. So you all better just watch out (especially my team-mates).
Sat Jan 25, 2003 9:05 am
And now that I got my first kill I don't want to hear the following:
Tender Vittles got no skillz
Tender Vittles camps out
Tender Vittles allways blocking the door
Tender Vittles allways in my way when I am running with the Docs
I allways see Tender Vittles trying to hide under the beds in the bunk room, crying like a little gurl.
I swear I saw Tender Vittles trying to sell the docs to the allies!!
Who is Tender Vittles, never seen 'em on the score-board?!?
Once, when I was in band camp, I seen Tender Vittles try to spawn as a transvestite in high heels, with a 12 inch dildo.
Man, when Tender Vittles is in that basement with a flamer, everyone on the team becomes medics just to keep 'em alive!!
They got the docs home only cuz Tender Vittles was blocking me in a corner, trying to hump my leg! OR:
S.S. COL.BUKKAKE : Get that pervert, Tender Vittles off my damn leg!
Tender Vittles sprays flame on EVERYTHING but the enemy!
We wont let Tender Vittles have the Panzer, 'nuff said.
Tender, you suck so bad, when you watch me on Spec, my skills go down!
Tender Vittles got no skillz
Tender Vittles camps out
Tender Vittles allways blocking the door
Tender Vittles allways in my way when I am running with the Docs
I allways see Tender Vittles trying to hide under the beds in the bunk room, crying like a little gurl.
I swear I saw Tender Vittles trying to sell the docs to the allies!!
Who is Tender Vittles, never seen 'em on the score-board?!?
Once, when I was in band camp, I seen Tender Vittles try to spawn as a transvestite in high heels, with a 12 inch dildo.
Man, when Tender Vittles is in that basement with a flamer, everyone on the team becomes medics just to keep 'em alive!!
They got the docs home only cuz Tender Vittles was blocking me in a corner, trying to hump my leg! OR:
S.S. COL.BUKKAKE : Get that pervert, Tender Vittles off my damn leg!
Tender Vittles sprays flame on EVERYTHING but the enemy!
We wont let Tender Vittles have the Panzer, 'nuff said.
Tender, you suck so bad, when you watch me on Spec, my skills go down!
Sat Jan 25, 2003 9:45 am
i see you have issues plz contact a profesional 
Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:31 am
Tender I like the color combo, shows me that the therapy you have been recieving to break you out the gayhood is working, the pink and powder blue colors was just wrong:D
Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:37 am
COL picture of beetlejuice, hes the shit hes so god damn funny what a PimP, did you see him accept the award for howard stern? Hes the funniest looking person.
Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:48 am
He's the King bro:D
Sat Jan 25, 2003 8:53 pm
High entertainment value, Tender. You're not so worthless, afterall (lol).
S.S. Iceman41
S.S. Iceman41
Sun Jan 26, 2003 12:39 pm
So, Ice, you saying my worth to your team is just to crack up the opposite team, so they think our intire team sucks and while they estimate the entire teams performance, by the lack of my... performance, you can run around slaughtering them all?
Or was it you that tried to shove me from under the desk (where I was safely hiding), and push me down the hall in front of you so I can be riddled with the bullets that were ment for you? That time was cool, I actually got to see this war-room you all are trying to get to! I might miss my guess, but I think thats were these documents are located that you people keep stealing...
OH! Heared yesterday:
Where are the Doc's?!!?!?
Vittles has them in the bathroom to take dump, been in there for an hour!!!
Or was it you that tried to shove me from under the desk (where I was safely hiding), and push me down the hall in front of you so I can be riddled with the bullets that were ment for you? That time was cool, I actually got to see this war-room you all are trying to get to! I might miss my guess, but I think thats were these documents are located that you people keep stealing...
OH! Heared yesterday:
Where are the Doc's?!!?!?
Vittles has them in the bathroom to take dump, been in there for an hour!!!