Gross... child medical question

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

How is it that a 35lb 3 year old (4 next month) can lay a log the same size as a 34 year old 167 lb adult?? How is that possible??

[[ecgn] btt Profile]

Sorry I may play medic in BF2 but I am not a doctor. You ask if it is possible, well you seem to have the proof of that. Is it healthy. *shrugs*

[Chacal Profile Website]

Kids should come with a user manual. Look in the FAQ, or maybe in the "Troubleshooting" section.

Oh and since you're posting here, I guess you need accessories as well. Look in the plumbing department. A 100' fisher is a must.

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

thats the problem with kids... wayyyy too many user manuals, which one is right? Yeah I might need to rod out the lines here soon.

[Alofwar Profile]

Anythings possible when it comes to shit, when we came home from holiday in Fuerteventura last year, my friend shat out the equivilant weight of half a baby, (about 3.5lbs) in 1 go. He weighed himself before and after and he saw he lost that much weight, he didnt weight the shit. (i hope)

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

HAHAHA Hysterical.. only guys would do something like that...

[YOOPER]

How is it that a 35lb 3 year old (4 next month) can lay a log the same size as a 34 year old 167 lb adult?? How is that possible??

The rectum has the ability to stretch to an incredible size, allowing for the storage of a large amount of fecal matter. Yes, even 3 year old rectums. Undoubtedly, his fecal matter built up over time to result in such a large amount.

Certainly after sufficient pressure on the anus the urge to defecate would become too great and the rectum will empty, thus avoiding an over-stretching which could result in a perforation. You do not want this.

C'mon, this is too easy. Got anything challenging?

[YOOPER]

Anythings possible when it comes to shit, when we came home from holiday in Fuerteventura last year, my friend shat out the equivilant weight of half a baby, (about 3.5lbs) in 1 go. He weighed himself before and after and he saw he lost that much weight, he didnt weight the shit. (i hope)

I wonder if he had traveler's diarrhea or perhaps cholera, resulting in copius amount of diarrhea. Diarrhea, of course, is very watery and water weighs more than what most people think. For example, 3.5 lbs of water would be 0.42 gallons. It is not unreasonable to believe that one who is suffering from a gastrointestinal infection could potentially defecate perhaps 0.3 gallons of water (2.5 pounds) and 1 pound of fecal matter, resulting in a 3.5 pound weight loss.

Of course, we have to assume that the scale was both accurate as well as precise (there is a difference).

[Chacal Profile Website]

Too much information.

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

Undoubtedly, his fecal matter built up over time to result in such a large amount.

I see, it sure can stretch thats for sure. Nothing like seeing a kid who is only 40 inches tall poo 1/4 of his height.

That would be like me dropping a 17 incher.... dang that would hurt.

[YOOPER]

I see, it sure can stretch thats for sure. Nothing like seeing a kid who is only 40 inches tall poo 1/4 of his height.

That would be like me dropping a 17 incher.... dang that would hurt.

That's hilarious!

Where's the poo emoticon?

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

haha that one is close yoop.....

[SavageParrot Profile]

Quantum logistics...

[smikey Profile]

See ,now who says guys can't have an intellegent conversation-I think i'll stock up on ass wipe just in case.lmfao:lol: