If I had a million dollars

by **deathBOB** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:29 pm

I would buy a car (probably a 911) and start a racing team...

by **Keekanoo** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:37 pm

Originally posted by Ryan

EDIT: Actually.. I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. Always wanted to do that...

One bottle of tequila, good quality. 26oz. $40.00
One excellant meal for 3. Only one glass of wine (red) each. $140.00
2 lemons. $1.00

One used game of Twister. $5.00.

Turn house heat high, say your furnace is broken.

Light candles.

Mix and spin.

Voila.

As for what I'd do with a million dollars....

Get my visa updated. Travel Spain, Italy, France.... Looking for an excellant cafe.
Buy a small house near the cafe.
Drink capacino or cafe o lait while writing and watching the ocean.
Oh... buy one of those silly scooter things, all of 60cc to get around on.

by **King** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:11 pm

a million bucks?

First off, i'd buy out the two houses next to me. Over pay for one neighbor cuz she's really nice, divorced w/ two kids. Then UNDERPAY the bitch next to me buy a landslide. She's a dumb ho, w/ 4 kids... 3 of them are girls which are really attractive but are just complete bitches. Slash her son's tires in front of him and hire johnny Cochran to get me out of it w/ no strings attached.

I'd level my bitch neighbors house w/ a rented bulldozer and a back-ho while all her possesions are still in it. I will laugh un-controllably. Drop back-ho on each of her kid's BMW's and laugh some more. Hire Johnny Cochran again.

I think between legal fees and rental fees, i'd be out all my cash. Then i'd sell the lots at for a what they were worth and invest the money that i made.

Thats the easiest way to get rid of them i suppose.

by **Starlite** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:24 pm

lol, all this girl bashing....

I think I would buy a mansion in Europe somewhere with a private beach and invest the rest in something profitable.

by Conscious* » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:28 pm

Originally posted by Starlite

I think I would buy a mansion in Europe somewhere with a private beach and invest the rest in something profitable.

...Mansion with private beach for under $1M? Good luck

EDIT: If you find this, let me know and we'll be neighbors.

by **JimmyTango** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:40 pm

How about take half of the interest, add that to my income, and bank the other half. Shortly that 1 mil becomes 10 mill.

by **LordShard** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:04 pm

Pay of my mother's debts, buy her a house and buy myself a house on the otherside of the country. I'd then I'd buy a top of the line diesel car and quad opteron gaming rig with 16GB of ram, Windows XP 64 bit edition, and a X800 special edition. I'd invest with the rest and only spend money as I need it. Hopefully the money would last me the rest of my life.

by **gowhitesox99** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:54 pm

Originally posted by Kingofbeers

I'd level my bitch neighbors house w/ a rented bulldozer and a back-ho while all her possesions are still in it. I will laugh un-controllably. .

OMG Beers, hysterical! Kids got beamers huh?? Nice, you could still cut their tires anyways even without the million, just do it late at night, no one will tell.

by Conscious* » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:54 pm

You could probally hire someone to slash them cheaper then you could get Johnny to defend you.

by **Rand0m** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 6:49 pm

I'd buy a 97 or 96 mitsubishi 3000gt, an electric guitar and amp, then Id put the rest in the bank and take money out when needed.

by **JimmyTango** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:05 pm

Shit, I forgot, the speaker company I use just came out with their pre-amp/amp combo. They are currently shipping thier first shipments. I'd have to buy.

http://www.av123.com/products_category_brand.php?section=processors&brand=42

Section is only for the pre-order. let me tell you, top of the line components. It is built off of a Sunfire core.

They are also about ready to ship their RS1000 flag ship Rocket speaker. I'd have to order 2 pairs, then geek out to Dark Side of the Moon on SACD.

by **Keekanoo** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:11 pm

Originally posted by LordShard
buy her a house and buy myself a house on the otherside of the country.

by **smithpa68** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:23 pm

Originally posted by deathBOB
I would buy a car (probably a 911) and start a racing team...

I am with you DeathBob. Racing team. Except a million bucks wouldn't get us very far. Maybe buy some sort of vintage race car and do the vintage racing circuit.

Got your tickets for the Petite??

by **Starlite** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:08 am

It depends on where In Europe I would choose to live ofcourse also I'm pretty sure I can find something nice for 700, 000. I think that's pretty reasonable so maybe not a mansion but an estate.....

by **King** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:12 am

Originally posted by ConScIouS
You could probally hire someone to slash them cheaper then you could get Johnny to defend you.

But i want them to SEE me do it. W/ a big fuckin' smile on my face.

I also thought of an alternative way to spend my million dollars....

I'd hire a group of body building midgets have them trained in martial arts and have them kick people's asses on a whim. Nothing says "lookout" like a little person with sausage fingers layin' jabs at your testicles. I'd have costumes made for each of them in the style of the super friends...

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