New Years Resolution

[Wolfy2 Profile]

keep working out. stay in good shape..

[Ldsmith104 Profile]

1. Get my girlfriend to follow the rules listed in "Old tips on how to be a good 1950's wife"

2. Find new girlfriend after trying step one

3. Exersize more eat better and get in shape so I can do step 2

4. Less time working (at work) and more time working around the house (lots to do)

[Twister026 Profile Website]

Play PC games less, and focus on school more.

[Buliwyf Profile]

Originally posted by Twister026
Play PC games less, and focus on school more.

bah!

[Ldsmith104 Profile]

BTW buli where you been, missed your spamming latley. Good to see you back

[Greg]

Originally posted by B
It's a good thing we both go outside to smoke. The house would smell so bad and i would smoke way more from sitting in front of the computer and playing. Went from 2 packs a day to less than 1.

No it would/does stink b/c you dont take a shower everyday:P

[B]

Originally posted by Greg
No it would/does stink b/c you dont take a shower everyday:P

Shhh..it's quiet time.

[Stl Lunatic Profile WebsiteYIM]

This year, I resolve to:


Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.

and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.




Here are some resolutions, in no particular order, that I came across and found, well, interesting :

1. I will not look at boys - 13 year old girl

2. I will not tell the same story at every get together- Incorrigible bore

3. I will eat ice-cream at midnight - every midnight of the year, I mean, not just this one - Ice-cream Connoisseur

4. I will not let the dog hog the pillow, growl at me from the sofa, and snatch the bun from my plate - this year she's going to learn that I'm the Alpha of the house and only I get to do certain things - Owner of untrained dog.

5. I won't worry so much - Fuss Budget

6. I need to start worrying a little - The Merry Spirit

7. I will cut my hair - Longhaired person

8. I will grow my hair - Shorthaired person

9. I will shave my head - Hairy person

10. I will polish my pate - Bald person

11. So many men, so little time - will make more time - Young Woman

12. This year I'm going to be kind - Unkind Person

13. This year I'm going to stop being so nice - Person who overdid it.

14. I will quack like a duck first thing in the morning and last thing at night - Donald Duck Fan

15. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant - Lazy and Smart Fellow

16. I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll TELL him he stinks! - Diffident classmate of Lazy and Smart Fellow

17. I'm going to learn cusswords in different languages - Expert Cusser in Own Language.

18. I don't need no STINKING resolutions! - Resolute Stinker

19. If I see a UFO I won't tell anybody about it - Spoilsport

20. I will remember that Muffin Day is on the 29th of every month - Muffin Lover

21. I will not tell lies - 10 year old liar.

22. I will be more imaginative - 30 year old 'Creative Person'

23. I will rename my dog something really strange and long - Exotically Inclined Person

24. I resolve to be nice to people without bringing Jesus into the equation - Secular Person

25. With that cloned cow having given birth and everything, I resolve to pay more attention to where my food comes from this next year - Organic Eater

26.I hope to be able to make people think happy thoughts when they think of me - Goody Good Two Shoes

27. I will go on long ego trips - Honest Egoist

28. I will prognosticate that I will probably procrastinate engaging in all the objectives I have premeditated for this approaching twelvemonth - Honest Wordsmith

29. I will have noble thoughts - Impure Thinker

30. I will not puff my entire body to twice its size and screech in her ear after my human has finished watching a horror movie. - Pet Cat

31. I will not bite the children of lawyers, no matter how much they chase me or how hard they pull my tail.- Pet Dog

32. I’ll help the Green House Effect and stop throwing my rubbish into the school drain - Tween boy

33. I will stop throwing water down from the top floor at our school at the people passing below - Tween boy

34. I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks - Tween boy

35. I will not let lose my bodily functions right when somebody is walking underneath - Crow on the topbranch of the tree

36. I will flit gently into the night - Fruit Bat

37. I will never squat again with my spurs on - Cowboy

38. I will never again smack a man that's been chewing tobacco - Cowboy

39. I will remember that life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. - Experienced Bouncer

40. I will remember it isn't worthwhile wrestling with pigs - you get all muddy and don't the pigs just love it! - Experienced Mud Wrestler and Pig Keeper.

41. I will take neither myself nor any of the above seriously - Me

[SavageParrot Profile]

Originally posted by Ldsmith104
BTW buli where you been, missed your spamming latley. Good to see you back

He was worried I was going to catch him so he took off his golf shoes and put on his sandals of spam...

[Sabres Profile ICQ]

LOL at 19, 35 and 41. nice find Lunatic

[Stl Lunatic Profile WebsiteYIM]

I find 14 to be somewhat wierd ...Alot of them are wierd actually...but yah

[Greg]

lmao your a dork stl

[Sabres Profile ICQ]

Originally posted by Greg
lmao your a dork stl

If he is a dork, then what are you?

[Sir Loin Profile]

my resolution is to quit smoking and find a better job.

[SavageParrot Profile]

Yeah me too. Think I'm gonna go teatotal for a few months as well.