Chuck Norris factoids
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by King » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:09 pm
HOLY FUCK! 
"Whats the Situation?" "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery!"
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by SavageParrot » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:27 pm
Originally posted by Sabres
these jokes are everywhere. i see them and here them everywhere i go
They still make me laugh though
by -HaVoC- » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:48 pm
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
lmfao
lmfao
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"Now, if things look bad, and it looks like your not going to make it, then you've got to get mean, I mean plum mad dog mean, 'cause if you lose your head and give up then you neither live nor win, and that's just the way it is."
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put me on the team that Harry aint on....I sure miss shooting him and if im on the same team as HaVoC...OMFG we will stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry.
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"Now, if things look bad, and it looks like your not going to make it, then you've got to get mean, I mean plum mad dog mean, 'cause if you lose your head and give up then you neither live nor win, and that's just the way it is."
- The Outlaw Josey Wales -
put me on the team that Harry aint on....I sure miss shooting him and if im on the same team as HaVoC...OMFG we will stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry.
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by Stl Lunatic » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:12 pm
I once heard a joke something like this...
"Chuck Norris is the U.S last line of defense against Canada in the absent affect that Canada unleashes there Secret army of attack beavers"
"Chuck Norris is the U.S last line of defense against Canada in the absent affect that Canada unleashes there Secret army of attack beavers"
by B » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:15 pm
I saw him in person once. He was with Bush Sr. on one of those Presidential vote for me things. I'm only about 5'7 or so and he was way shorter than me. I think he sucks as an actor.
by Sabres » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:25 am
You saw him in person and survived to tell the tale?Originally posted by B
I saw him in person once. He was with Bush Sr. on one of those Presidential vote for me things. I'm only about 5'7 or so and he was way shorter than me. I think he sucks as an actor.
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by SavageParrot » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:49 am
I'd think about how you want your funeral to be B any minute the chuckster is gonna roundhouse kick you to the face for saying he sucks as an actor...
by B » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:36 pm
He's so short he would have to jump then kick.Originally posted by SavageParrot
I'd think about how you want your funeral to be B any minute the chuckster is gonna roundhouse kick you to the face for saying he sucks as an actor...
by Namloot » Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:40 pm
"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."
Wow!
Wow!
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