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Airplane fun/how to end up in Guantanamo
by jenky33 » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:49 pm
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the person who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this email.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:
http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the person who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this email.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:
http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… "This Land."
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
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by [ecgn] btt » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:53 pm
The title of the therad should be how to end up in Guantanamo. 
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by cavalierlwt » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:44 pm
The 9/11 hijackers really ruined things for the classic hijackers. Used to be that a crazy man could stand up with a box, say 'I have a bomb, and this plane will land in Cuba, Brazil, whatever' and then that's what would happen.
Now a days, before you even can make the 'b' sound in bomb, there will be a long, long line of people attempting to beat your ass into a bloody pulp. Kind of like that scene in 'Airplane' where everyone in the plane took turns beating the crap out the hysterical girl.
Surviving that plane ride long enough to see Guantanamo would be a miracle in itself.
Now a days, before you even can make the 'b' sound in bomb, there will be a long, long line of people attempting to beat your ass into a bloody pulp. Kind of like that scene in 'Airplane' where everyone in the plane took turns beating the crap out the hysterical girl.
Surviving that plane ride long enough to see Guantanamo would be a miracle in itself.
Failing to plead
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
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