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by **Keekanoo** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:12 pm

When your interested in someone, how do you show it? How would you go about linging things so you can get a date?

Anything from good one-liners at bars to the month long romantic seige.

I'm 39 and not unexperienced when it comes to dating. I'll share my uh...'wisdom' on the matter after things get warmed up

Keek

by **Rule of Wrist** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:49 pm

Here's my top 10, all of them very effective....

1. Tempt them with long, candlelit walks through abandoned cemetaries.

2. Inform them of my standing in the International Star Trek Society.

3. Offer to share foodstamps and government cheese with them (not too much though...)

4. Offer a ride in my 85 chevy cavalier (nothing like a classic to bring in the ladies)

5. Show them my collection of rare and poisonous insects, spiders and snakes (some dead, some living... it's a surprise!)

6. Ask if they washed their clothes with windex... (because I can see myself in your pants...)

7. Show them my 12 toes (while hinting about what else I have a lot of...)

8. Compliment them. (something like, "Your eyes sparkle like newly-blown mucus" )

9. Offer them a try out at the local strip club (you know the owner and go there all the time). Be sure to follow this up with offers to judge for her...

10. Offer to take her to a spa. Be sure to get the point home that she could really use it...

I'm really popular, doncha know...

by **A Hungry Croc** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:55 pm

Damn, Keek. You're old.

But then, so am I (39).

I show them how many teeth I have, then regurgitate a lot of fish and whatever woodland creature got to close to the water that day. If that doesn't work, they're just not worth having.

by **Knight_Rider** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:25 pm

Show her the keys to my Porsche..

lol

by **Camel toe joe** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:18 am

Just Club her over the head, drag her by the hair back to your cave, and have your way with her....

call me old fashioned

by **Stephanie** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:10 pm

From a women's point of view or shall I say mine point of view is be yourself don't put on an act, show them who you are make yourself comfortable with them, and if she doesn't like the way you really are then apparentally she is not worth your time

And as far as car and money and necessities go, it does not impress me, some women yes it is all they look for or want in a man now the man must have a job at least, I don't care where as long as he is trying and doing good for himself

And when approaching a women introduce yourself try and make a simple conversation with her if she turns you down oh well you haven't lost anything you just move on there are plenty more out there.... or let the women come to you

by Conscious* » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:01 pm

Originally posted by A Hungry Croc
Damn, Keek. You're old.

But then, so am I (39).

I show them how many teeth I have, then regurgitate a lot of fish and whatever woodland creature got to close to the water that day. If that doesn't work, they're just not worth having.

by **supersTring** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:08 pm

Originally posted by A Hungry Croc
Damn, Keek. You're old.

But then, so am I (39).

I show them how many teeth I have, then regurgitate a lot of fish and whatever woodland creature got to close to the water that day. If that doesn't work, they're just not worth having.

lol
good stuff croc

32 here
my advice for the yungins-
talk to them like people not girls-u-want-to-do-dirty-things-to

for the olduns-
order a bride:D

by **Keekanoo** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:32 pm

Stephanie... great to have a lady contribute. Although I didn't see anywhere in your post how YOU would approach someone. Let us in on the female trade secrets

by **Stephanie** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:14 pm

You want to know how I would approach someone??
female or male??

Well in all honesty I myself never approached someone I liked :roll:

I am way to shy to do that :help:

by **Stephanie** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:16 pm

Originally posted by Keekanoo
Stephanie... great to have a lady contribute. Although I didn't see anywhere in your post how YOU would approach someone. Let us in on the female trade secrets

And as far as female secrets, to difficult to explain

by **Oxygen** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:11 pm

LOL
Hey Keek! Just posting to show you that I did check it out. I can't think of anything good right now. I'm sure I'll come up with something that'll help.

Now since I just registered I am going to go unleash havoc on the other threads...no not really. I'll probably say something in the "Admin Keekandoo" one though. :rotflmao:

by Conscious* » Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:18 pm

[quote]Originally posted by Stephanie
[B]You want to know how I would approach someone??
female or male??

^^^

by **Keekanoo** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:24 pm

I'd like to rant and rave here about how women just have to look attractive, a pretty spider web, and wait for some poor dufus to get ensnared. I'd like to go on and on about how it's men who have to apply cunning and thought to the matter, but, really, I don't want to turn this thread into a gender war

Not to say that it doesn't work the other way. The more a guy works out and works on his 'cool-image' the easier it is for him. Women just have...oh--about 20,000 years of perfecting this art over us.

by Conscious* » Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:51 pm

uhh keek i think 20,000 years ago they were slaves to men..i wouldnt say that long

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