Star Trek Pundit Blasted at Convention

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Star Trek Pundit Blasted at Convention

Postby lil_Tigga » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:39 pm

"Bloomington, MN - Sci-fi pundit Marc Eisenburg, 38 of Apple Valley, Minnesota, was dealt harsh criticism by members of the Star Trek fan community yesterday when he presented his controversial paper A Star Destroyer Could Beat the Enterprise E to a packed crowd in convention room 102 at the Bloomington Radisson during the annual Star Trek convention."


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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/07/star_trek.html

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Postby Xenius » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:42 pm

LOL, good read. Made me laugh.

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Postby Evan » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:18 pm

Good god people.

The Enterprise - E would kick the shit out of a Star Destroyer.
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Postby Tommy Boy » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:25 pm

I liked the line "stupid and gay"...hello? Pot to kettle, come in please....

LOL

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Postby shockwave203 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:29 pm

pfft, EVERYONE knows that the Enterprise E would kick a star destroyer's butt, with all of it's type X phaser arrays, photon and quantum torpedos, not to mention abblative hull armor like the Defiant has

lol

I mean, c'mon people, how could you NOT KNOW THAT?!:lol:

and now, I hang my head in shame for writing that :(

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Postby Evan » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:31 pm

You mean the Enterprise E? lol

It's more agile, smaller profile (remember, a Star Destroyer is 1KM long!), and it can pick off the Star Destroyer's fighters like a turkey shoot.
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Postby shockwave203 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:32 pm

lol Evan just changed it, you're too fast!

and I just watched Startrek Nemesis today, a few hours ago as a matter of fact, so my nerdiness is in full gear :)

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Postby Evan » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:33 pm

Don't forget that the Enterprise - E is considered a Battleship in Starfleet.
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Postby shockwave203 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:34 pm

Not to mention Starfleet's most advanced ship

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Postby Sewer-Urchin » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:36 pm

Originally posted by shockwave203
pfft, EVERYONE knows that the Enterprise E would kick a star destroyer's butt, with all of it's type X phaser arrays, photon and quantum torpedos, not to mention abblative hull armor like the Defiant has

lol

I mean, c'mon people, how could you NOT KNOW THAT?!:lol:

and now, I hang my head in shame for writing that :(



:lol: I don't know...Enterprise isn't really set up to handle hundreds of small targets, such as TIE Fighters and Bombers...could be more in the SD's favor :D

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Postby Evan » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:36 pm

Now, a Super Star Destroyer vs. Enterprise - E would be an awesome fight.
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Postby Evan » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:37 pm

Originally posted by Sewer-Urchin
:lol: I don't know...Enterprise isn't really set up to handle hundreds of small targets, such as TIE Fighters and Bombers...could be more in the SD's favor :D


You're forgetting how fast the Enterprise can fire and that the Enterprise's fire control is computer controlled. An SD's guns are mostly manned by human gunners.
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Postby Sewer-Urchin » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:37 pm

Oh yeah, SSD's are cool...I'd like to see one vs. a Borg, too.

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Postby shockwave203 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:40 pm

Originally posted by Evan
Now, a Super Star Destroyer vs. Enterprise - E would be an awesome fight.


indeed. worf would pwn all though :)

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Postby Evan » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:52 pm

Worf could beam over with a few away teams. Yummy.
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