Woman uses sex act for defence.

by **ShellShock** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:45 pm

MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/sex.defense.ap/index.html

:tard:

by **Buliwyf** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:54 pm

well then....

by **JAG** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 6:26 pm

Hope she didn't bite down when the accident occurred . . . ouch!:eek:

by **-HaVoC-** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 6:40 pm

A couple prepares for their wedding on a fine Sunday afternoon. The groom is with the best man waiting for the ceremony to start and the best man says "why the big smile"? The groom says "I just got the best blowjob of my life". Meanwhile the bride is with her bridesmaid getting ready to walk down the aisle when the bridesmaid says "why the big smile"? The bride says "I just gave the last blowjob of my life".

DOH!

by **Camel toe joe** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 6:42 pm

Originally posted by -HaVoC-
A couple prepares for their wedding on a fine Sunday afternoon. The groom is with the best man waiting for the ceremony to start and the best man says "why the big smile"? The groom says "I just got the best blowjob of my life". Meanwhile the bride is with her bridesmaid getting ready to walk down the aisle when the bridesmaid says "why the big smile"? The bride says "I just gave the last blowjob of my life".

DOH!

I don't get it?? i think it was supposed to be the bridesmaid says "I just gave the last blowjob of my life".

by **JAG** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 6:52 pm

No, the bride is saying it because women don't give blow jobs after they get married!

Funny joke Havoc :rotflmao:

by **Jeffro** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:17 pm

Originally posted by JAG
Hope she didn't bite down when the accident occurred . . . ouch!:eek:

How could you ever pee, or have sex the same EVER again!

:eek:

by **flapjack** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:26 pm

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Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."
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Boy, the prosecutor's arguement is really hard to swallow. I mean it really sucks. Actually, it blows. My gosh! What a mouthfull.

by **Jeffro** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:36 pm

Originally posted by flapjack

Boy, the prosecutor's arguement is really hard to swallow. I mean it really sucks. Actually, it blows. My gosh! What a mouthfull.

Could you have possibly put any more cliches' or euphomisms in there! :roll:

by **flapjack** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:52 pm

I was actually going for Innuendo. I guess I could have added "The defendant may have bit off more than she could chew." or "The defendant should have kept her mouth shut".

by **Tommy Boy** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 8:51 pm

the defendant won't be tongue tied when she hits the stand I bet

by **flapjack** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 8:55 pm

Let's just hope things don't blow up in her face

by **Fat Bastard** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:19 pm

Nice guys

by **flapjack** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:24 pm

Yeah, this goes beyond a mere headache. i think she's going to get the shaft

by **Camel toe joe** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:30 pm

Originally posted by JAG
No, the bride is saying it because women don't give blow jobs after they get married!

Funny joke Havoc

Ahhhhhhh I get it... didn see the word LAST in there hehe makes sence now:roll: :mad:

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