Very stupid thing to do

by **Folic_Acid** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:23 pm

Would YOU want to kick a Shaolin monk in the balls? Hmm...

Former Assembly Speaker Herb Wesson, D-Culver City, kicks Zhang Xiao Ju betweent the legs during a demonstration performed by Buddhist monks at the Capitol in Sacramento, Calif., Monday, March 22, 2004. In their first visit to the United States, a group of Shaolin martial artists from SongShan, China demonstrated acrobatic flips and shows of strength among other things. With the monks urging him on, Wesson made several kicks to the monk who showed no emotion. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

by **Bossman** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:36 pm

Oh dear god.....I can feel that here in NY!!

by **NGame** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:38 pm

Jesus California must be the most retarted state on Earth.

by **Mugzy** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:09 pm

I want to see the photo when they try the same thing here in Texas and someone stands up with a gun saying "tell me if this hurts!"

by **Tommy Boy** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:24 pm

Originally posted by NGame
Jesus California must be the most retarted state on Earth.

LOL:rotflmao:

by **PudriK** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:19 pm

Just because it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it ain't good for you.

I suppose after all the practice he no longer has balls, but more like a sack o' mush.

by **Bossman** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:30 pm

Now there's a visual I didn't need :freak:

by **Rule of Wrist** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:46 pm

They didn't say it doesn't hurt, just that he showed no emotion... mind over matter, I guess... but my jewels matter a lot to me, so I mind if someone kicks them

by **Jeffro** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:49 pm

My balls ache just lookin' at that

by **Murgatroyd** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:50 pm

Little does he know that shaolin assassins have been dispatched and are waiting outside of his bedroom window...

by **Keekanoo** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:20 pm

There is a natural cavity above the testes which, when the legs and internal organs are in the right position, the testes can easily be pulled up into. (check yourself out on a really cold day--the body does it naturally).

If the monk were bent slightly forward (ie, holding his lapels and yanking down slightly) and his legs more or less together and pointed straight, a hit in that area would be devestating. This is a standard martial art maneuver taught to women in self-defence.

Keek.

by **Folic_Acid** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:26 pm

True, Keek, but he's not doing anything like that. He's standing there taking it like a... man?

by **JAG** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:29 pm

Originally posted by NGame
Jesus California must be the most retarted state on Earth.

It is

by **PudriK** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:18 pm

I dunno, Keek may be on to something... maybe the Shaolin have learned how to do this consciously?

(nggg... not working...)

by **SHWoff** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:34 pm

Jesus California must be the most retarted state on Earth.

And you say that because...?

Notice that it's not the Californian getting kicked in the nuts...

Very stupid thing to do

Very stupid thing to do

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