Penis explodes during sex

by **NGame** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:12 am

Jesus. Now I'm even scared to masturbate. Ouch!

by **Sir Loin** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:27 am

crap...i didnt even think about that ngame.....thanks alot. Looks like my life is over.

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:34 am

I just had a disturbing mental projection of a sausage in a microwave

by **Radram** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:58 am

maybe he needed Austin Power's book on how to use the damn swedish pump... or if he used a inferior made, soviet block pump , from the eighties, that explains it.

by **Buliwyf** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:04 am

Originally posted by Camel toe joe
damn she must have been hella tight oh yeah

hey now, this is a family channel

by **Sgt. Quentin** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:38 am

Originally posted by Murgatroyd
$5 says that he was using some sort of "natural male enhancement" or whatnot.

...and pop goes the weasel.

Gives Weasel Meat a hole new meaning

by **Tommy Boy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:43 am

Originally posted by NGame
Jesus. Now I'm even scared to masturbate. Ouch!

I doubt that you are THAT scared....LOL

by **King** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:52 am

Originally posted by Optimus_Prime
Prolly were freaks who were doing crazy sheeit to his penis for it to explode...it never said he stuck it in her while having sex, just that it exploding making some "form" of intercourse.

Yeah, he was probably making "love" to a vice-grip... it takes different strokes to make the world go 'round (no pun intended but i find it placed nicely here...) wouldnt be suprised to see some article pop up here where we find out that an asian man and woman get dysentary by having sex while using monkey poop to facilititate their lubrication needs...

Your welcome for the mental picture.... :lol:

Sludge

by **NGame** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:37 am

You die! You filthy minded freak!

by **Colonel Ingus** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:26 pm

Come on now guys! Try the optimist approach! In every adverse situation there is opportunity!

"Hey Doc. as long as your rebuilding that can you add a few inches?"

by **ShellShock** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:24 pm

Originally posted by Ryan
28 year old guy with an 18 year old girl? Nice.

There's this 16 year old Philipino girl at my school who's dating a 26 year old guy. She says he givers her the "best sex she's ever had". And no, I am not making this up!

by **Agent-Commando** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:36 pm

Originally posted by ShellShock
There's this 16 year old Philipino girl at my school who's dating a 26 year old guy. She says he givers her the "best sex she's ever had". And no, I am not making this up!

That's just wrong... to me, anyone that dates someone that young just screams "I can't get anyone my own age because all the women my age are smarter than the average gimp". Like honestly, what kind of sick perverted person preys on high school girls like that?

Me personally being 21, won't ever date anyone younger than age 18. Pretty much when you're under 20 years of age you still got a lot of growing up to do.. If I were 26 youngest I'd go with is 21... but that's just my opinion.

My girlfriend's my age and I'm happy with that...tired of dating ppl under 18 when i was 19..ugh.

by **Tommy Boy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:47 pm

Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
"Hey Doc. as long as your rebuilding that can you add a few inches?"

I am with you Colonel...if they are rebuilding it, you may as well give me a firehose so that I really have something to show people when I tell the story...and of course, you would tell that story over and over again.

Just think of the party tricks you could do and the pick up lines you could use in a bar...

After you turn your pant pockets inside out..."Excuse me miss, ever kiss an elephant between the ears?"

LOL

by **Mr. Slayer** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:35 am

I just came accross this and I thought I would bring this issue back up to remind everyone about the dangers of sex.

(Doesn't apply to Harry, diapertard.)

by **DocTrebor** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:23 am

Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
Come on now guys! Try the optimist approach! In every adverse situation there is opportunity!

"Hey Doc. as long as your rebuilding that can you add a few inches?"

I aint touchin that!

In ECGN news: Recently the number of visits to the superbabes thread has decreased significantly. Experts blame it on the start of another thread about a exploding penis. :rotflmao:

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