Do you guys ban alot?

by **King** » Fri May 28, 2004 1:00 am

makes me wonder if this overbearing, hormone-raging, nagging, little kid has ever felt the touch of a woman... besides his mom.

Let me tell you something trev, if you so much as date a girl, and the stars align, god willing you get laid.... do you think that would make you shut up about "pussy" ???? 99% of the people who have regular sex only brag about it to buddies... not talk about it constantly. Thats what leads me to believe you've never gotten laid. My advice... if you need it THAT bad... go get a hooker. Tell your parents to stop payment on your cable or DSL bill so you can save some change and get some nasty, toothless hooker, whose willing to give it up to someone the likes of you.

Dude, your "pussy" schtick... its begining to be as funny as Gallagher.

by **SavageParrot** » Fri May 28, 2004 4:45 am

Originally posted by Kingofbeers
Dude, your "pussy" schtick... its begining to be as funny as Gallagher.

Who the fuck is Gallagher?

by **|RS|SquareBallz** » Fri May 28, 2004 8:19 am

I think he is that guy who smashes watermelons with a big mallet...

by **Mugzy** » Fri May 28, 2004 10:20 am

Originally posted by SavageParrot
Who is Gallagher?

http://www.gallaghersmash.com/index2.htm

by **PL_M@ster** » Fri May 28, 2004 2:42 pm

I'll never go see his hair stylist... :eek:

by **PanzerPussy** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:37 pm

Originally posted by Trever
Remember, my 2 week ban ends monday - and I'm ready to play

Well Allah be Praised.. no more Trever on HPC

Also I would like to state here and now that Jdawg does not nor shall he ever represent the HPC gaming community! So whatever he does on your server or on this forum is by his own doing, let it not reflect your attitudes towards the Happy Penguin Community. Myself, Aar, Lil Jack Horner and Splat Duck come over here to try and represent HP as perfectly as we can

by **Keekanoo** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:46 pm

HPC has Tiffany. ECGN Beach has Bubba and me wearing dresses. Not the same thing and clearly not good enough for Trev. And by God I'll wear this as long as it takes :lol:

by **PanzerPussy** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:47 pm

Originally posted by Keekanoo
HPC has Tiffany. ECGN Beach has Bubba and me wearing dresses. Not the same thing and clearly not good enough for Trev. And by God I'll wear this as long as it takes

Hey-- for all i know you might have the legs to pull off a dress:P heh

by **Heart Collector** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:15 pm

Originally posted by PanzerPussy
Hey-- for all i know you might have the legs to pull off a dress:P heh

I wouldn't say that. Keek's legs are like the amazon jungle.

by **PanzerPussy** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:36 pm

Originally posted by Heart Collector
I wouldn't say that. Keek's legs are like the amazon jungle.

They're full of monkies?
and it rains?

by **Keekanoo** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:15 am

Originally posted by PanzerPussy
They're full of monkies?
and it rains?

Steamy, lush and rife with wild throaty roars.

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:21 am

Wow that's a barrage of unpleasant imagery, thanks but no thanks guys.

by **PanzerPussy** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:40 am

Originally posted by Keekanoo
Steamy, lush and rife with wild throaty roars.

Is it odd that that turned me on? hahaha:P

by **Keekanoo** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:21 pm

Originally posted by PanzerPussy
Is it odd that that turned me on? hahaha:P

Not at all. It's called alliterative manipulation of phonetics to produce emotional responses. The meanings of words take a secondary role to the impact of the 'sounds' as produced inside the larnyx. It helps if a sentence is roughly on topic.

Keek.

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