Bubba Tribute
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Bubba is looking forward to reading this tribute, so I cannot disappoint. Below are the odds of some events being associated with Bubba:
1) Bubba was the fifth Beatle: 1,000 to 1.
Bubba didn't come from Britian. However, during the 60's he probably did have the same haircut
2) The odds that the mysterious figure on the grassy knoll was Bubba during JFK's assassination: 1,000,000 to 1
Are you kidding, Bubba in Texas??
3) Bubba inventing the pet rock: 2 to 1
Very, very possible
4) Bubba inventing the Rubix Cube: 10,000 to 1
Ummm, the pet rock is more his style
5) Bubba was the first man on the moon: 10 to 1
Yes, I know Neil Armstrong has received the credit for this, but Bubba strikes me as being more spacey ...
6) Bubba is on the paper currency for some countries: 1 to 6
Societies worship the Bubster - no surprise here
7) Bubba running the first mile in under four minutes: 5 to 1
Why are the odds so low you ask? Well, when Mrs. Bubba gets mad, don't underestimate the speed and endurance needed for self-preservation
8) Bubba being the basis of the Fonzie character in Happy Days: 10,000,000 to 1
More like Potzie or Ralph
9) Bubba being the basis of the Bill Murray character from Caddyshack: 1 to 1
Here gopher, here gopher, ... What could be more Bubba-like?
10) Bubba being Bill Gates in real life: 1,000,000,000,000 to 1
OK, OK, I couldn't think of anything else ...
1) Bubba was the fifth Beatle: 1,000 to 1.
Bubba didn't come from Britian. However, during the 60's he probably did have the same haircut
2) The odds that the mysterious figure on the grassy knoll was Bubba during JFK's assassination: 1,000,000 to 1
Are you kidding, Bubba in Texas??
3) Bubba inventing the pet rock: 2 to 1
Very, very possible
4) Bubba inventing the Rubix Cube: 10,000 to 1
Ummm, the pet rock is more his style
5) Bubba was the first man on the moon: 10 to 1
Yes, I know Neil Armstrong has received the credit for this, but Bubba strikes me as being more spacey ...
6) Bubba is on the paper currency for some countries: 1 to 6
Societies worship the Bubster - no surprise here
7) Bubba running the first mile in under four minutes: 5 to 1
Why are the odds so low you ask? Well, when Mrs. Bubba gets mad, don't underestimate the speed and endurance needed for self-preservation
8) Bubba being the basis of the Fonzie character in Happy Days: 10,000,000 to 1
More like Potzie or Ralph
9) Bubba being the basis of the Bill Murray character from Caddyshack: 1 to 1
Here gopher, here gopher, ... What could be more Bubba-like?
10) Bubba being Bill Gates in real life: 1,000,000,000,000 to 1
OK, OK, I couldn't think of anything else ...
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you have been playing since haven't you?? i've seen somone named bubba in there, all blue coloring (maybe some black) maybe it's an imposter!!!!!!


If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Well after some PI work look what I uncovered. Could it be...
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Midwest/12/01/offbeat.name.bubba.ap/
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Midwest/12/01/offbeat.name.bubba.ap/
Last post for now ...
The Bubba to English dictionary:
http://askbubba2000.tripod.com/dictionary.html
Bubba's toilet:
http://askbubba2000.tripod.com/toilet.html
and the Bubba movies:
http://askbubba2000.tripod.com/animated.html
The Bubba to English dictionary:
http://askbubba2000.tripod.com/dictionary.html
Bubba's toilet:
http://askbubba2000.tripod.com/toilet.html
and the Bubba movies:
http://askbubba2000.tripod.com/animated.html
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