Martha Stewart is going to jail

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Martha Stewart is going to jail

Postby Buliwyf » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:34 pm

from cnn.com

Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart has been sentenced to five months in prison and fined $30,000 for lying to investigators about her 2001 sale of ImClone Systems stock. In a statement after this morning's hearing in New York, Stewart pledged "I'll be back."

http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/16/news/newsmakers/martha_sentencing/index.htm?cnn=yes

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Postby ShipWreck » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:22 pm

heh, she'll have plenty of time to redecorate he new 'home'

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Postby Colonel Ingus » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:44 pm

Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart has been sentenced to five months in prison and fined $30,000 for lying to investigators about her 2001 sale of ImClone Systems stock. In a statement after this morning's hearing in New York, Stewart pledged "I'll be back."


In related news the Governor of California is filing a trademark infringement suit against Mr Stewart. :D
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Postby Murgatroyd » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:56 pm

Sha na na na.. sha na na na.. hey hey hey.. goodbye

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Postby -HaVoC- » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:57 pm

I don't feel any sympathy for her at all. She sounds nothing less than arrogant and spited. She feels as if she's done no wrong in lying and stealing and will appeal.

She has alot of money and lives under and by a different standard. I'd feed her to the dogs along with all the other corporate slime that looted money from the rest of us. Where's Robin Hood when ya need him.
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Postby Colonel Ingus » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:11 pm

Roger that HaVoC!

Let's see what kind of "punishment" that slime Kenneth Lay gets.
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Postby Camel toe joe » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:18 pm

someone just told me it's house arrest??? i didn't bother reading the article

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Postby SkiloDog2000 » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:49 pm

i bet that if there was a fight
Rosanne Arnold could take Martha Stuart any day of the week.
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Postby cashcow » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:59 pm

Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
Roger that HaVoC!

Let's see what kind of "punishment" that slime Kenneth Lay gets.

I hope Ken Lay gets raped up the ass daily at a maximum security prison on Devil's Island or something.

No, I'm not joking.

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Postby Agent-Commando » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:28 pm

Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
In related news the Governor of California is filing a trademark infringement suit against Mr Stewart. :D



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Postby SavageParrot » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:45 pm

A good article till about half way through where whe made the comment:
"wearing a dark pant suit..." Cmon who cares what she was wearing.

Why are federal minumum sentences so low for this and so high for drug based offences? I remember 'thou shalt no steal' in the 10 commandments but I don't remember 'though shalt not partake of the waccy baccy'.
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Postby Sir Loin » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:46 pm

i say we put Martha Stewart in the General Population at Huntsville correctional facility.
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Postby Pierce » Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:15 pm

No, she can come here to Kansas with the Summer of Sam. Leav-an-worth!!!!
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Postby cavalierlwt » Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:32 pm

She deserves whatever she gets, but I can't help being annoyed that they chose her and acted like they are really cracking down on insider trading. The stock market is the world's oldest 'Old Boy Network' and those guys are filthier than filthy with insider trading. The SEC throws us chump change like Martha Stewart and thinks we should be impressed.
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Postby Fat Bastard » Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:39 pm

Originally posted by cavalierlwt
She deserves whatever she gets, but I can't help being annoyed that they chose her and acted like they are really cracking down on insider trading. The stock market is the world's oldest 'Old Boy Network' and those guys are filthier than filthy with insider trading. The SEC throws us chump change like Martha Stewart and thinks we should be impressed.


DITTO I think it sucks hold they fry all the ones after her when there caught.

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