ECGN forum story

by **Sir Loin** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:40 pm

...........a bottle of scotch, because this is the only way to make sure it doesnt hurt. Shortly after Cassia arrives, MJ breaks the bottle with his.......

by **Rule of Wrist** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:56 pm

detachable nose. He doesn't like scotch after that horrible bagpipe accident. Cassia is now highly agitated and...

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:04 pm

beginning to sweat profusely, if only she could remember the code for the secret compartment in her...

by **Tommy Boy** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:16 pm

batmobile then she would be able to escape...because she can't remember the damn thing, she is forced to take MJ's genitals and turn them into a clock, that is to say put two hands and a face on it...luckily, he.....

by **Sabres** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:28 pm

...had no genitals so her planned failed. Her next idea was to...

by **Colonel Ingus** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:44 pm

...roll up a slice of balogni she had fortunately saved from lunch into the form of a bird call to make the mating call of the......

by **SkiloDog2000** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:02 pm

the banished backseat driver, in a shrill tone the words I WANNA BE AN ADMIN ON #1 rolled across the hills and all was silent. at 4:20 the next day...

by **Sabres** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:30 am

...SkiloDog got really high. He got in his car and began to drive when...

(No offense Skilo)

by **SavageParrot** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 5:20 am

Out of no where a truck hurtled by at speed. On the back of the truck, several feet high was a castle built entirely of spam. Skilo gave chase wondering who would construct such a castle? For miles he drove arriving at last at a...

by **Tommy Boy** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:30 pm

truck stop known as a gay trucker's haven. Oddly enough, the truck stop was called "trucker's butt" and before long, Skilo ended up with numb legs, also known as "trucker's butt", but in his case, it was not caused by driving for a long time. Anyway, soon enough, he awoke to find....

by **Mr. Slayer** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:34 pm

that somebody had banned him from the ECGN forums and all servers.. Meanwhile all the ECGNers were running around screaming and twirling there shirts around in the air at some McDonalds! Then when they found out Skilo had been banned they....

by **NGame** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:07 pm

decided to buy some hash browns and egg mcmuffins in order to woo Harry Canyon into marriage with Skilo and his pot belly pig named...

by **Mr. Slayer** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:13 pm

Mr. Bojangles. Mr. Bojangles has AOL and likes to come on TS servers and harrass people. The very nice and helping admin bans him repeatedly, but has no success for Mr. Bojangles has a dynamic IP which cannot be banned! So then the nice admin goes and gets...

by **[FSU]SkunX** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:34 pm

a soda...

by **NGame** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:12 pm

which contains Vietnamese poison and cow intestines. Mr. Bojangles ponders his options... consume the soda or....

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