My 1337 Machine

by **PL_M@ster** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:36 pm

No congrats to me for my 956 posts?

*957*

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:29 am

Sounds like a 'should have bought a mac' error

by **shockwave203** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:40 am

Originally posted by Sabres914
Off-topic but Shockwave just hit 2000 posts. Congrats

ooh I didn't even notice

Ima catch buli in no time flat!!

by **A Red Sharpie** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:12 pm

Originally posted by Uber1337
Hello,

I'm having a bit of a problem here... My 1337 AMD64 wont play old games. I dont know what to do. I cant play RTCW anymore. The coding must be all fucked up in this game. Everytime i load the game it just crashes. It must be the coding.

Any suggestions?

You should first create a 1gb ram disk. Then reboot. Then snap your gfx card in half and put half in the agp slot and the other half in the closest PCI slot for cheap SLI technology. After you do that stop at your chemical shop and get some liquid nitrogen so your machine will run cooled. pour it on the cpu and wait 1 minute then turn it on. You should be able to play QBasic games with no problem after these upgrades. gl hf. kthxbye

by **ticks-&-leeches** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:07 am

great joke uber 1337 i must reinstall the game not reformat the machine and that takes all of 60 seconds on my 1337 rig you choad ...try a job you might be able to afford such a fine machine :-)

by **MiliTant** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 2:43 pm

hahahahhahaahahahahhahahaa owned..my 1337 rig > all gooooo 40 fps

by **Uber1337** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:32 pm

Ticks, you have the same problem too? How did you fix it? Or do you not know how to use your 1337 rig properly either.

by **Uber1337** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:34 pm

Does taking out the cmos battery work?

by **ticks-&-leeches** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:33 pm

my 1337 rig runs sweet if you werent bz spending all your money and time on subpar music recordings that only sound good on your cheezy pc speakers you might know this.

by **SkiloDog2000** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:43 pm

Originally posted by Uber1337
Hello,

I'm having a bit of a problem here... My 1337 AMD64 wont play old games. I dont know what to do. I cant play RTCW anymore. The coding must be all fucked up in this game. Everytime i load the game it just crashes. It must be the coding.

Any suggestions?

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by **PL_M@ster** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:53 pm

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by **Uber1337** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:21 pm

Originally posted by ticks-&-leeches
my 1337 rig runs sweet if you werent bz spending all your money and time on subpar music recordings that only sound good on your cheezy pc speakers you might know this.

What are you talking about.... obviously it doesnt run sweet if you need to reinstall the game everytime to play. :confused:

by **Uber1337** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:22 pm

Originally posted by PL_M@ster
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by **MiliTant** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:29 pm

ROFLMFAO ggs

by **Santa Klaus** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:32 am

Good lord, you shouldn't have to reformat. First check your version of DX. Make sure you're running DX9. Are you running SP2 on XP? Roll back to SP1. SP2 is real buggy. If you don't believe me, do a search on google.

next, try to go to the wolfmp executable, right click on it, properties, compatability tab, and try to run it in Windows 2000 environment just for the hell of it.

Also make sure you dont have a conflict in your firewall settings. If all those fail, try to re-install wolf, and check Activision's website for patches if you have an older installation of Wolfenstein.

If you still have problems after all of that, let me know.

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