Pet Peeves
- Colonel Ingus
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by Colonel Ingus » Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:53 pm
Well Rand0m, when I take a shit I know whats under me, but I look anyway... does that make me a bad person?
You can see the guys in the bathroom at work with Levar hearing stuff like ...
"Hey!... Corn!"
"MMmm... peanuts."
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ... Benjamin Franklin
- Keekanoo
by Keekanoo » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:15 am
Fat-chicks wearing low-cut pants and high-cut blouses so you get a good view of their cottage-cheese rolls. And this is sexy how?
Punks that stroll slowly across on a flashing hand, inevitably ending up in the middle of the intersection when the lights change--at which point they slow down and attempt to look tough and menacing.
Punks that stroll slowly across on a flashing hand, inevitably ending up in the middle of the intersection when the lights change--at which point they slow down and attempt to look tough and menacing.
by DocTrebor » Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:36 am
florida state losing to miami because of stupid 5th yr senior quarterback chris rix who couldnt play decent if his life depended on it
people who make big deals out of things complaining how they're going to fail (whether it is a class, work project, w/e) and end up doing fricken better than anyone else....And it happens ALL THE TIME
when s.s.{wolf}economy makes fun of me on teamspeak
when youre shopping (mainly for clothes ive noticed this) and you bring your items to the cashier and they ask you "are you going to buy these?" (no i thought id show you them before i stole them)
people who make big deals out of things complaining how they're going to fail (whether it is a class, work project, w/e) and end up doing fricken better than anyone else....And it happens ALL THE TIME
when s.s.{wolf}economy makes fun of me on teamspeak
when youre shopping (mainly for clothes ive noticed this) and you bring your items to the cashier and they ask you "are you going to buy these?" (no i thought id show you them before i stole them)
- SandStorm
by SandStorm » Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:57 am
I know exactly what you mean Trebor.
Before an exam, I'll ask someone next to me if they think their gonna do well. They then procced to explain how they "didn't study, never read the chapter, don't even have the book for the class, etc... " Once we get our exams back, they try to look puzzled as to why they made a A+.
I think i saw a stat at the end of the game where Chris Rix is the first D-1 quarterback to lose to 1 team(Miami) 5 times.
It's a shame it ended due to Rix unable to catch the snap.
Before an exam, I'll ask someone next to me if they think their gonna do well. They then procced to explain how they "didn't study, never read the chapter, don't even have the book for the class, etc... " Once we get our exams back, they try to look puzzled as to why they made a A+.
I think i saw a stat at the end of the game where Chris Rix is the first D-1 quarterback to lose to 1 team(Miami) 5 times.
It's a shame it ended due to Rix unable to catch the snap.
by Sabres » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:47 am
Originally posted by Rand0m
People who blow their nose and then hold the cleanex in front of them and look into like they may have, for some reason, blown money out of their nose into the cleanex. For god sakes why do people look. What the hell do you think you could possibly blow out of your nose. Come on people. I really hate when people do that, it groses me out to the max...I feel like saying....excuse me what did you find? Boogies? Right? Cause thats what most people blow out of their nose.
Levar already had a different explaination but... What do you do when you wipe? You know there's crap on the toilet paper but you have to look to know if your done or not...
by Sabres » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:50 am
Originally posted by =DocTrebor=
when youre shopping (mainly for clothes ive noticed this) and you bring your items to the cashier and they ask you "are you going to buy these?" (no i thought id show you them before i stole them)
HHHAHAHAHA! My brother's friend works at clothing store. My bro had me do exactly what you said Doc because his friend had never really seen me before. He didn't recognize me at all.
by Geist » Sat Sep 11, 2004 8:34 am
people who wash their driveway and waste water
people who mow thier lawn and blow all that shit in the road
people who treat you like shit because you are doing a service for them and they think thier better than you
people who have a vehicle thats worth more than thier house.
poor people who smoke when the money could go for thier kids
fat people who wear thongs, but u can't see it cause of the rolls
When people talk on their cell phones and drive or are in the store.
People who are over age 45 who say the word "dude
cashiers who let go of your change before you have control of it...
TELEMARKETERS, TELEMARKETERS, TELEMARKETERS, TELEMARKETERS. 11:00 pm on a Saturday night! 4:30 am on a Sunday morning! STOP IT!!!!!
i hate loud music when i'm not playing it
when theres no toilet paper
people who enter thru the exit and exit thru the enter.
People who thinks Liberal Arts as a major
Midgets
commercials
lawn gnomes- they freak me out
people that are...
Hypocritical, Two-Faced, Wise-Asses, Stubborn, Conceited, Shallow, Self-Centered, Bitchy, Teey-boppers, Obnoxious, Rude, Self-Absorbed, Mean, Cold, Black-Hearted, Ignorant, Against Or Make Fun Of Other Races, Religions, Ethnicies, Backrounds, Etc., Players, Liars, Closed Minded, Wanna-Be's, Indecisive, Insensitive, Back-Stabbers, Cheaters, Overly Optomistic, Naive, Overly Sensitive, Egotistical, Narrow Minded, Posers, Users...In short...To sum it all up.
oh and to add people who cant stay on topic in these threads
people who mow thier lawn and blow all that shit in the road
people who treat you like shit because you are doing a service for them and they think thier better than you
people who have a vehicle thats worth more than thier house.
poor people who smoke when the money could go for thier kids
fat people who wear thongs, but u can't see it cause of the rolls
When people talk on their cell phones and drive or are in the store.
People who are over age 45 who say the word "dude
cashiers who let go of your change before you have control of it...
TELEMARKETERS, TELEMARKETERS, TELEMARKETERS, TELEMARKETERS. 11:00 pm on a Saturday night! 4:30 am on a Sunday morning! STOP IT!!!!!
i hate loud music when i'm not playing it
when theres no toilet paper
people who enter thru the exit and exit thru the enter.
People who thinks Liberal Arts as a major
Midgets
commercials
lawn gnomes- they freak me out
people that are...
Hypocritical, Two-Faced, Wise-Asses, Stubborn, Conceited, Shallow, Self-Centered, Bitchy, Teey-boppers, Obnoxious, Rude, Self-Absorbed, Mean, Cold, Black-Hearted, Ignorant, Against Or Make Fun Of Other Races, Religions, Ethnicies, Backrounds, Etc., Players, Liars, Closed Minded, Wanna-Be's, Indecisive, Insensitive, Back-Stabbers, Cheaters, Overly Optomistic, Naive, Overly Sensitive, Egotistical, Narrow Minded, Posers, Users...In short...To sum it all up.
oh and to add people who cant stay on topic in these threads
- Attica
by Attica » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:09 am
What's up with CD and DVD packages??? I buy one and I end up having to use scissors, a knife and every other utinsil short of dynamite to get the daumn, things open...that peeves me.
I also slow down for those riding my tail...my only wish is that it pisses them off as much as it does me when they ride my tail.
I hate people that pull up to a red light next to you and then zoom way ahead to pass you and get in your lane and then slow down (making you stop behind them) so they can make a turn that they knew that they were going to have to make before the red light, but did not get in the correct lane.
I also slow down for those riding my tail...my only wish is that it pisses them off as much as it does me when they ride my tail.
I hate people that pull up to a red light next to you and then zoom way ahead to pass you and get in your lane and then slow down (making you stop behind them) so they can make a turn that they knew that they were going to have to make before the red light, but did not get in the correct lane.
- inmate#655321
by inmate#655321 » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:55 am
Originally posted by Keekanoo
Fat-chicks wearing low-cut pants and high-cut blouses so you get a good view of their cottage-cheese rolls. And this is sexy how?
Sounds like every chick i've ever seen on Springer.
I work at Home Depot. I Hate customers that ask me to help them carry down 14 pieces of sheet rock then decide its the wrong size. Bastards. All of them.
- Keekanoo
by Keekanoo » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:21 pm
lmfao @ Geist. You go man! WHoOoOoOo HoOoOOO!
Women who have carefully weighed the merits of the Rain Forest and decided that toilet paper is more important. Guys, if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't live with a woman. You're heart will cry on the once-a-week pilgramege from the Supermarket as you carry the largest pack of toilet paper the Modern Age is capable of producing. Frankly, and I hasten to point out that I'm clean--EVEN THOUGH LIKE MOST GUYS I HAVE AN ADDED ROAD-BLOCK OF HAIR--I can make one roll last about 3 weeks. 1. One. Un. Uno. A singular entity. I mean, I can't even fathom how a person can unroll 30 yards of t-paper in one sitting, let alone work out the physics of using that much.
Women who have carefully weighed the merits of the Rain Forest and decided that toilet paper is more important. Guys, if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't live with a woman. You're heart will cry on the once-a-week pilgramege from the Supermarket as you carry the largest pack of toilet paper the Modern Age is capable of producing. Frankly, and I hasten to point out that I'm clean--EVEN THOUGH LIKE MOST GUYS I HAVE AN ADDED ROAD-BLOCK OF HAIR--I can make one roll last about 3 weeks. 1. One. Un. Uno. A singular entity. I mean, I can't even fathom how a person can unroll 30 yards of t-paper in one sitting, let alone work out the physics of using that much.
- Colonel Ingus
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by Colonel Ingus » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:34 pm
Women who have carefully weighed the merits of the Rain Forest and decided that toilet paper is more important. Guys, if you don't know what I'm talking about, don't live with a woman. You're heart will cry on the once-a-week pilgramege from the Supermarket as you carry the largest pack of toilet paper the Modern Age is capable of producing. Frankly, and I hasten to point out that I'm clean--EVEN THOUGH LIKE MOST GUYS I HAVE AN ADDED ROAD-BLOCK OF HAIR--I can make one roll last about 3 weeks. 1. One. Un. Uno. A singular entity. I mean, I can't even fathom how a person can unroll 30 yards of t-paper in one sitting, let alone work out the physics of using that much.
AHA Keek!
You and I are in agreement on something. Pick up a 48 pack of toilet paper roll's and its gone in a week? WTF? That should last an entire damn year! What the hell are they using all that for? I mean Keeripes! I'm a bit like Levar, look down after wiping, make sure I got everything but I don't need the entire yearly output of a friggin lumber yard to get the job accomplished.
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ... Benjamin Franklin
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