Pet Peeves
- VlfPlyer
by VlfPlyer » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:59 pm
Originally posted by =DocTrebor=
whats with makin fun of my word tweak?
it sounds like a bird with a lisp thats why!
so youre a kicker brad? surprised youre not in a couple "karate"movies
as a matter of fact I am working on 1 now. Remember "Karate Kid 1-2-3----?
My new movie: "Karate Stud"
- Colonel Ingus
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by Colonel Ingus » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:25 pm
Proclaming that the U.S. Civil War was fought over slavery.
Excellent one Geist but this one is dangerous. You may actually force someone to STUDY History and learn something with that one!
Conservatives who yak about saving every baby which comes down the chute yet don't believe in universal healthcare after said babies are out in the cold world.
This ones my favorite though. I totally agree (although I am against universal healthcare) Think people!
One of my favorite pet peeves?
People who just don't get it.
The other day at work this woman asks "How do you spell Country?"
I respond: "Those things grow on trees?"
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ... Benjamin Franklin
- LeVar Burton
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by LeVar Burton » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:48 pm
Oprah Winfrey... I wish all those cars fell on her in her sleep.
- inmate#655321
by inmate#655321 » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:33 am
Here is a list of pet peeves.
Supposed friends who come over and drink everything in my house and never bring thier own. Cheap bastards.
People who stare at your food when you're about to eat, especially when they invite themselves over during dinner time.
The lack of use of turn signals and the gas pedal of certain drivers.. you know who you are. Oh and the overuse of brake pedals.
People too stupid to realize that offsetting two bigmacs with a diet coke is just retarded.
Haxor talk. It was fun for the first minute.. now type so we can understand you, bastards!
The overuse of LOL and ROFL.
Fat chicks... all of them.
Chicks who complain about you leaving the bathroom seat up. Why don't they ever lift it for us?! Fuck it.. from now on I'll leave it down and piss. And another bathroom pet peeve. TP left on the damn hanger with the paper hanging from behind and not from the front. Are you people retarded?
Oh and fancy soap and nonuseable towels in bathrooms. Things were meant to be used, asswipes.
That reminds me of unuseable living rooms. "Just for guests or show". What kind of pompous jackass needs a room for show?
Chicks that take 3 hours to orgasm. When you spend half a day tickling, licking, sucking, teasing, grinding, exhausting batteries and the chick just lies there expectantly with her clitoris so shiny and overused it has a used car certification.. that truly annoys me. I beg them to at least fake it at that point.
People with 'Change purses'.
People who jump to conclusions and get angry at you for something you didn't do becuase they were too busy and stupid to acknowledge the facts sitting right before them. (I was once accused of finishing the mustard in the house and scream at by someone who knew perfectly well that I am allergic to it.) but this peeve still applies in so many other ways.
Non smokers. yeah its bad for me.. mind your own fucking business.
Dentists who say "This might hurt."
People who use the same joke over and over again. Especially when it was your joke to begin with.
People with weak handshakes.
I have more.. I may have to finish this list later. Yes, generally, I am a very angry person. heh
Supposed friends who come over and drink everything in my house and never bring thier own. Cheap bastards.
People who stare at your food when you're about to eat, especially when they invite themselves over during dinner time.
The lack of use of turn signals and the gas pedal of certain drivers.. you know who you are. Oh and the overuse of brake pedals.
People too stupid to realize that offsetting two bigmacs with a diet coke is just retarded.
Haxor talk. It was fun for the first minute.. now type so we can understand you, bastards!
The overuse of LOL and ROFL.
Fat chicks... all of them.
Chicks who complain about you leaving the bathroom seat up. Why don't they ever lift it for us?! Fuck it.. from now on I'll leave it down and piss. And another bathroom pet peeve. TP left on the damn hanger with the paper hanging from behind and not from the front. Are you people retarded?
Oh and fancy soap and nonuseable towels in bathrooms. Things were meant to be used, asswipes.
That reminds me of unuseable living rooms. "Just for guests or show". What kind of pompous jackass needs a room for show?
Chicks that take 3 hours to orgasm. When you spend half a day tickling, licking, sucking, teasing, grinding, exhausting batteries and the chick just lies there expectantly with her clitoris so shiny and overused it has a used car certification.. that truly annoys me. I beg them to at least fake it at that point.
People with 'Change purses'.
People who jump to conclusions and get angry at you for something you didn't do becuase they were too busy and stupid to acknowledge the facts sitting right before them. (I was once accused of finishing the mustard in the house and scream at by someone who knew perfectly well that I am allergic to it.) but this peeve still applies in so many other ways.
Non smokers. yeah its bad for me.. mind your own fucking business.
Dentists who say "This might hurt."
People who use the same joke over and over again. Especially when it was your joke to begin with.
People with weak handshakes.
I have more.. I may have to finish this list later. Yes, generally, I am a very angry person. heh
- Keekanoo
by Keekanoo » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:44 pm
People at the fruit section of the grocery mart pulling off a plastic bag from the roll and not leaving any tiny infintismal shred of the next one showing. Which begs the question why those damned rolls are almost invariably put UNDER the fruit counter. You have to become a contortionist with x-ray vision and the hands of a surgeon to get off the next bag.
People that use your roll of scotch tape--you know, the extra wide extra strong type--and let the remains slap back into a seemeless flush with the roll.
People that dump gallons of toxic waste (formerly in the guise of various cleaning products) down the drain every day then sit and watch the news about company's polluting while mumbling obscenities.
People that use your roll of scotch tape--you know, the extra wide extra strong type--and let the remains slap back into a seemeless flush with the roll.
People that dump gallons of toxic waste (formerly in the guise of various cleaning products) down the drain every day then sit and watch the news about company's polluting while mumbling obscenities.
- Keekanoo
by Keekanoo » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:08 pm
Clotheing stickers in the back of shirts/t-shirts that seem so nice and plyable when you touch them, but then irritate the crap out of you every now and then with a scratchy cutty feel. I cut them all off. Actually, I usually dismember them from the clothing entirely.
- VlfPlyer
by VlfPlyer » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:13 pm
Originally posted by inmate#655321
Here is a list of pet peeves.
The overuse of LOL and ROFL.
Chicks that take 3 hours to orgasm. When you spend half a day tickling, licking, sucking, teasing, grinding, exhausting batteries and the chick just lies there expectantly with her clitoris so shiny and overused it has a used car certification.. that truly annoys me. I beg them to at least fake it at that point.
LOLROFLMAOOLOL!
- Keekanoo
by Keekanoo » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:25 pm
Garbage receptecale lids, like those used at McDonalds or various other places like malls and what-not, that you have to lever forward to press your garbage into the maw. Invariably those lids are filthy and disgusting, coated with grimey gooey mungy mess from everyone before you. So you have to gingerly use the item you're throwing away to lever the lid open. Which never quite works as invariably those garbage bins are too full, the lids springs are too strong, and the angels on the lid yaw are set up in such a way as to try and sucker your hand, arm and entire body into the hole.
I really hate that design of lid.
I really hate that design of lid.
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