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by **Destructor** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:27 am

by **Sabres** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:46 pm

The first time I saw that it was sooo funny. But now, I can look without laughing.

by **ralphwiggum** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:36 am

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin. The bartender looks up and asks, did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your groin? The pirate responds, arggh, its driving me nuts.

by **Destructor** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:19 pm

i always like a good "_____ walks into a bar"

by **Geist** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:00 am

dont get the test one.. guess i'm stooopid

by **VlfPlyer** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:15 am

Originally posted by OJ Simpson
What is the definition if makin love?

That's what women call it when we're effin em.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

You marry her.

YES!

by **VlfPlyer** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:19 am

Originally posted by ralphwiggum
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin. The bartender looks up and asks, did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your groin? The pirate responds, arggh, its driving me nuts.

Oh yeah RW............ :rotflmao:

by **Geist** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:39 pm

Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "Here's the beef!"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
4. "Tastes great, more filling"
3. "Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Just do her"

and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. "Any questions?"

by **Destructor** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:47 pm

by **FigoJudas** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:22 pm

http://returntocastlewolfenstein.filefront.com/file/Ten_Reasons_You_Play_Too_Much_Return_to_Castle_Wolfenstein;7516
Download the video (30Mb)

God!!! I feel totally identified :lol:

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