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by **Tommy Boy** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:46 pm

fend for ourselves, in HAND to HAND combat, which as all seasoned spammers know, can be very dangerous because....

by **SavageParrot** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:51 pm

...Spam cans once opened can be fiendishly sharp, especially when wielded by wide eyed clinically insane lunatics such as...

by **SkiloDog2000** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:15 pm

ELMO!!!. who had just returned from his stay on sesamee street with his ex-wife...

by **Sir Loin** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:54 pm

.....courtney love, whom we all know is a skank and a half. With that in mind, Elmo, along with his friend Alf begin ..............

by **DocTrebor** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:00 pm

their neverending quest to save Alf's girlfriend...who unfortunately turns out to be gay and..........

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:14 am

..runs off with ellen to start a new sitcom which nobody finds funny and which soon gets shut down by network excutive...

by **hitznrunz** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:50 am

Rob......who then turns his attention to his film as he portrays a....

by **Tommy Boy** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:57 am

loveable character, similar to Tommy Boy, but not nearly as handsome. The key to the film will be....

by **Jeffro** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:01 pm

...a sex scene when Tommy exposes his voluptuous manbreasts on the big screen. The boob shot was controversial because...

by **SkiloDog2000** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:39 pm

his nipple ring was infected and a bloody nose taking place half way through the credits...

by **Tommy Boy** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:06 pm

which unfortauntely looked a lot like EZC's very small.....

by **EZC** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:19 pm

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thumb (

) which seemed change a strange green color after he...

by **DocTrebor** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:26 pm

swam in a pool of jello naked, as did the rest of his body. With this in mine he. . .

by **Tommy Boy** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:26 pm

used his hand lotion, which he always carries with him in a holster, and a big box of Kleenex, which he (surprisingly?) always carries with him to whip up....

by **SkiloDog2000** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:33 pm

i giant paper mache statue of...

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