Worst movie ever

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Postby SavageParrot » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:32 pm

Howard the Duck pwned. What about hudson hawk. That was pretty stinkyfied...
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Postby SavageParrot » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:32 pm

Oh and Pearl Harbour still needs another mention...
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Postby Colonel Ingus » Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:17 pm

Originally posted by Tour of Duty
those are documentaries, not real movies :P :D


You couldn't be more wrong. They are documentaries like Fargo was a documentary.
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Postby El Snipo » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:04 pm

I have mixed feelings on Sin City... anyone else see it yet?

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Postby Dr.Mario!!! » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:38 pm

Yes. Gore = Art these days.

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Postby cavalierlwt » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:25 pm

Bowling for Columbine was interesting, could have been really good if he focused rationally and chose just one or two reasons why all the violence in America, instead of just throwing everything against the wall and hoping that something stuck.

Fahrenheit 911, I felt like it was just a whole lot news clips that anyone who watches the news on a day to day basis would have already seen. There was nothing shocking or revealing in that movie.

Battlefield Earth was definately a contender for the worst movie I ever saw. Luckily I didn't pay money to see it.

Event Horizon and Mission to Mars really sucked big time too.
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Postby Chacal » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:16 am

Ohmygod Howard the Duck. I think Spirit of Me nailed it with this one. Worst movie ever?

Event Horizon was awful too.
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Postby Jeffro » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:48 am

Boat Trip was a horrificly retarded comedy. I watched ten minutes of it and immediately turned it off. :blow: :ar15:
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Postby Tour of Duty » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:09 am

Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
You couldn't be more wrong. They are documentaries like Fargo was a documentary.


it had a political message, therefor it can't be a 'entertaining movie'. (but please, anybody: don't reply on this, 'cause I'm getting sick of that American whining everytime when a subject goes into a direction of 'Politics'. So please, spare your breath, and just mention some other bad movies. OK ? :D )

I can't imagine nobody else mentioned James Bond. I watched another movie of James Bond yesterday, and I really don't understand why the everybody thinks it's an "Action-movie".
It should be "Comedy" imo, f*cking hilarious :D

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Postby cavalierlwt » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:46 am

I won't say the Matrix sequels were the worst (they did have good special effects) but goddamn, who can sit through another scene of watching Neo and Agent Smith fist fight? punch punch punch punch punch punch punchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch
Gee, I wonder if one them will win and I will at least find out how this thing ends? Nope, they punched each other a few thousand times more, each fight got bigger and bigger (in terms of how far they flew when punched that is) but that was about it. I know the trilogy is over, but I might take a 5 second clip of one of their fights, and put in a 90 minute loop and release it as "The Matrix 4"
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Postby Tour of Duty » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:51 am

I expected Matrix 3 to be much better. It didn't had the same magic as part 1. It would've been cool if the story got a total flip-over. That everybody discovered that they were a world inside a world of a world inside a world. Or something like that. That would've been made the ending much more better.

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Postby A Squirrel » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:00 am

The upcoming Die Hard 4.0 if this is true. http://us.imdb.com/news/wenn/#celeb5

Quoted here if it's changed.

" Pop star Justin Timberlake is being groomed to play Bruce Willis' son in Die Hard 4.0. Willis was so impressed with the "Cry Me A River" hunk's acting skills in new movie Alpha Dog, he's trying to persuade Timberlake to sign up for his action movie's fourth installment. Movie gossip website Moviehole.Net reports, "John Jr, John McClane's son, was featured in the original Die Hard. In the next film, he'll be older - and, with his sister Lucy, he gets entangled in dad's latest adventure." "

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Postby Tour of Duty » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:14 am

Few months ago there were rumours that Britney Spears would play the daughter of Bruce Willis. Don't know how much of that is really true.
But I have this strange feeling that Die Hard 4 will suck.

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Postby Jeffro » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:43 am

Originally posted by A Squirrel
The upcoming Die Hard 4.0 if this is true. http://us.imdb.com/news/wenn/#celeb5

Quoted here if it's changed.

" Pop star Justin Timberlake is being groomed to play Bruce Willis' son in Die Hard 4.0. Willis was so impressed with the "Cry Me A River" hunk's acting skills in new movie Alpha Dog, he's trying to persuade Timberlake to sign up for his action movie's fourth installment. Movie gossip website Moviehole.Net reports, "John Jr, John McClane's son, was featured in the original Die Hard. In the next film, he'll be older - and, with his sister Lucy, he gets entangled in dad's latest adventure." "



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Postby Rocky Dennis » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:51 am

Minority Report - only movie I have ever walked out of
Matrix - Star Wars ripoff. fight for ten minutes and run away
Day After Tomorrow - guy walked from Philly to NYC in 2 days through a blizzard BS
Highlander 2 - fell asleep at the theater during this one
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