Tommy Boy will like this

by **Chacal** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:52 am

Musical breasts
14/10/2005

Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.

A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.

BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.

The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.

Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.

"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

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by **Sabres** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:11 am

wow, wow, wow.

by **King** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:44 am

Originally posted by Chacal
"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

A: it does do something useful, just not for them.

B: Where is the speaker? If its in her mouth at least you can here music at the dinner table instead of how her day went. Now that is a good idea!

by **SkiloDog2000** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:55 am

so, theres a plug?
wireless=more cancer

by **SavageParrot** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:27 pm

Originally posted by Kingofbeers
A: it does do something useful, just not for them.

B: Where is the speaker? If its in her mouth at least you can here music at the dinner table instead of how her day went. Now that is a good idea!

by **Tommy Boy** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:10 pm

I love this!

and this too ...

by **Twister026** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:11 pm

Oooooh, that is awesome

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by **girl** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:31 pm

my tits are musical on their own, tyvm.

by **Ldsmith104** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:47 pm

Prove it girl

by **girl** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:53 am

you cant see this in the pic, but they are actually playing Mozart.

by **=ender=** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:15 am

That's music to MY ears

by **LordShard** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:34 am

*photochops*

by **Ldsmith104** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:48 am

girl you remembered...my favorite;)

by **Chacal** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:16 pm

Originally posted by girl

you cant see this in the pic, but they are actually playing Mozart.

I was gonna say "in stereo", but judging by the picture I'll go for surround sound.

by **Twister026** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:20 pm

lol Chacal

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