No offense to the French...Just thought this was funny

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President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold out since they are facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few Women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out, the better.

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[Alofwar Profile]

You dont need to worry about offending those cheese eatin surrneder monkies. And i thought Bush would be sending the Marines to help the rioters, after all France is on his axis of evil, right after Iran, so he may be waiting till after he's invaded Iran.

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Originally posted by ||ASS||Mortimer
:rotflmao:

[B]President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold out since they are facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few Women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out, the better. [/B]

[Bromsin Profile]

Invade France? We dont need too... All we have to do is send a letter of surrender and BAM!!!! They surrender and give us all their cheese/wine.

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Nice 1 Mort

[King Profile]

The Old Man in Europe is facing some tough times right now, let us not forget that this "unrest" is spreading to neighboring countries like Belgium and Germany and more people are being affected by these riots. Its easy to make fun of a people but they share some of the same criticisms when depicting Americans.

[Alofwar Profile]

Its just a bunch of pissed off immigrants, who are angry that they cant get a job (or cant be bothered to) and its all being stirred up by a few extremeists who want this. That why i believe we should only let immigrants in with useful skills and those fleeing because the government of thier countries is going to kill them. They're going to want a Muslim revolution next, thats why we should stop calling a war on terror and call it a CRUSADE, theyre Jihading, so why cant we CRUSADE.

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Originally posted by Alofwar
They're going to want a Muslim revolution next, thats why we should stop calling a war on terror and call it a CRUSADE, theyre Jihading, so why cant we CRUSADE.

lmao. thanks for the "bit of irony" chuckle that sentence gave me.

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Wow!

LOL

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All I can go by is what I read on the internet new sources. From what I can gather, the problem with some of Europe's immigrants is that they are not really 'melting' into the population very well. Whose fault it is, I haven't a clue. I don't know why, but we make out pretty well with immigrants here. They really seem eager to blend in. Then again America is kinda the 'mongrel' of the world (I mean that in a good way) so it's pretty easy to truly become an American. Not to knock other countries, but I am guessing that if I were to move to say, Germany, I probably wouldn't be considered 'German' except under some very certain circumstances (speak the language perfectly, maybe live there for decades?). I could be wrong, this is the just the sense of it that I can gather from just reading people's accounts of things.
Also, as shocking as the riots were in New Orleans, this just goes to show that no one is immune to this kind of thing.

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aue bon penne

[girl]

Dirkka dirkka muhammad jihad.

[Alofwar Profile]

Its the Immigrants fault because they insist we cater to there culture and change our ways not to offend them, people from the middle east are just generally "pissy" as i say, they get pissed off for no reason and dont want to understand ( i dont mean all of them). In Iraq if they would stop getting pissy and start listensing they would be fighting those who are tryingto help them. Back to way they make us cater to thier culture, here in England recently a town council decided not to put up Christmas decorations in the street because it may offend some people, WHAT AN OUTRAGE, this is but a taste of things to come, andits because were so laid back that we dont fight back.
I can see a very dark future on the horizon, and if necessary i will raise arms against any attempt to destroy the the British way of life if the army wont. LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY, AND DEATH TO REVOLUTION!!!!!

[Alofwar Profile]

HOLY SHIT, did i just say that, i mean what i said but bloody hell, i cant believe i actually said.