Mauser Haiku # 2
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Mauser Haiku # 2
by RENDERMAN » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:47 am
And now for some more Mauser Haiku:
Murder Hole Allie
How You Siege The Enemy
BOOM! Dead! ..no warning
(c)2005 (+)SAS(+) RENDERMAN
Murder Hole Allie
How You Siege The Enemy
BOOM! Dead! ..no warning
(c)2005 (+)SAS(+) RENDERMAN
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by gowhitesox99 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:44 am
isnt it 5x7x5 syllables I think
snipers not sexy
get off the god **** table
be a man and fight
snipers not sexy
get off the god **** table
be a man and fight
Weasel!!
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by SavageParrot » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:27 am
Ok so how about:
Death awaits you now
From unseen distant sniper
Kneel and be ready
Does that meet the rules?
Death awaits you now
From unseen distant sniper
Kneel and be ready
Does that meet the rules?
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by gowhitesox99 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:12 pm
yep you got it
panzers are for wimps
b like to use them often
she loves baseball too
panzers are for wimps
b like to use them often
she loves baseball too
Weasel!!
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by King » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:03 pm
I dont care for poems
Snipers are fucking useless
Hide behind your hill.
Snipers are fucking useless
Hide behind your hill.
"Whats the Situation?" "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery!"
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by gowhitesox99 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:25 pm
AWESOME BEERS!!!!!
***edit*** I went and searched and quoted you in my sig. I wanted you to get credit for funniest mf'in post ever.
***edit*** I went and searched and quoted you in my sig. I wanted you to get credit for funniest mf'in post ever.
Weasel!!
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by Namloot » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:30 pm
I dont care for snipers
They are almost useless
Camp upon your table
Duh
They are almost useless
Camp upon your table
Duh
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by PraiseA||ah » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:42 pm
Sniper on the hill?
Surely a dead foe you are
Who is my next prey?
Punctuation ok in a haiku?
Surely a dead foe you are
Who is my next prey?
Punctuation ok in a haiku?
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum" - They Live
Clint Eastwood (Munny): Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Jaimz Woolvett (The Schofield Kid): Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): We all got it comin', kid.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Jaimz Woolvett (The Schofield Kid): Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): We all got it comin', kid.
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by gowhitesox99 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:47 pm
nam and allah... too many sylabbles in your first line..need 5x7x5
Weasel!!
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by Sabres » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:08 pm
haha Haiku's are awesome. I love when one of my teachers tells us to write a poem, and she is expecting a long poem that takes time. But I just hand in a haiku that took 3 minutes 
cause it is a poem after all.
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by sgtslaught42 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:29 am
enemy at gate
mauser is weapon of choice
harris plays good role
mauser is weapon of choice
harris plays good role
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by gowhitesox99 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:19 am
sitting in training
wish i could play wolfenstein
oh i will just sleep
wish i could play wolfenstein
oh i will just sleep
Weasel!!
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by B » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:06 am
Haiku is a Japanese verse form that relies on brevity and simplicity to convey its message. It is usually three lines of five, seven, and five syllables, and frequently includes natural images or themes. It is believed to have been first written in the seventeenth century and is based on a Zen Buddhist philosophy of simplicity and the idea of perfection that excludes the extraneous.
Panzers are for me
seeing your body blow apart
The smile on my face
Panzers are for me
seeing your body blow apart
The smile on my face
by King » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:16 pm
Originally posted by gowhitesox99
AWESOME BEERS!!!!!
***edit*** I went and searched and quoted you in my sig. I wanted you to get credit for funniest mf'in post ever.
Ah yes, i remember that post...
one of the 1700+ pointless things i've said.
"Whats the Situation?" "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery!"
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