Are you average?

by **LordShard** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:40 pm

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

by **Chacal** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:37 pm

Originally posted by Chacal
The average penis is rather short.

That's because the average woman is shallow.

*runs*

by **King** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:41 pm

Originally posted by Chacal
The average woman is rather infuriating.

That's because the average woman will not swallow.

/runs

by **PraiseA||ah** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:48 pm

I'm looking for a woman with some depth to her.

by **cavalierlwt** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:10 am

Anyone ever watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm"?
The show is like 90% improv, with Larry David, the creator of 'Seinfeld'
They had a scene where they just started talking about women accusing men of having small penises, and wound up declaring that maybe the problem was really just some women have big vaginas (their exact wording of it BTW). "These big vagina women have been getting away with murder!"
:lol:

by **King** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:14 am

Originally posted by cavalierlwt
"These big vagina women have been getting away with murder!"

by **cavalierlwt** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:56 am

The next time I hear a woman laughing about some guy's small penis (hopefully not mine) I will say "perhaps you just have a huge vagina, have you ever thought of that ma'am?'

by **Slaughter2** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:39 am

3.75 erect damn I would kill myself, 9 inches I could deal with

by **Trash Can** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:54 am

My question is this: How did LordShard "accidently" come across this information?

by B » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:02 am

Originally posted by cavalierlwt
The next time I hear a woman laughing about some guy's small penis (hopefully not mine) I will say "perhaps you just have a huge vagina, have you ever thought of that ma'am?'

http://www.vaginainstitute.com/

Just want you men to know, that size does not matter and whoever says it does is a damn moron. It's really how you use it that makes all the difference.Atleast IMO.

by **LordShard** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:21 am

Originally posted by Trash Can
My question is this: How did LordShard "accidently" come across this information?

Tits and Ass forums a guy was asking if his lil willy was small or not, and someone else supplied the site.

by **=ender=** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:26 am

That's like saying, "so... uh... I have this friend, right? And... uh... he wanted to know if I... err... I mean, HE wanted to know if HE had a small penis.... and...."

by **Bromsin** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:33 am

Originally posted by B
http://www.vaginainstitute.com/

Just want you men to know, that size does not matter and whoever says it does is a damn moron. It's really how you use it that makes all the difference.Atleast IMO.

I call that denial B........

by **PudriK** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:52 am

Originally posted by B
http://www.vaginainstitute.com/

Just want you men to know, that size does not matter and whoever says it does is a damn moron. It's really how you use it that makes all the difference.Atleast IMO.

Esp the adds for "natural labia enhancement."

As for size not mattering, put a small woman on a large man, and I'm sure she'll have something to say about it.

Any case, women open up when they're aroused, so I guess if you really want a tight fit, you'd better find a woman who's not really into it.

by **PraiseA||ah** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:06 pm

Originally posted by PudriK
:freak:

Esp the adds for "natural labia enhancement."

As for size not mattering, put a small woman on a large man, and I'm sure she'll have something to say about it.

Any case, women open up when they're aroused, so I guess if you really want a tight fit, you'd better find a woman who's not really into it.

Or one who hasn't had sex in a while.

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