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- cavalierlwt
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I would imagine there is variation in vags just as there is penis size, or any other body part. Some women are small, some women are huge. The difference: with men it's obvious, with the big vagina women, they get to just assume the men they are with are substandard. That why big vagina women are getting away with murder.
BTW, on "Curb Your Enthusiam" they invented a handsign to go along with the observation (the way a women will often hold out her pinky finger when talking about a 'substandard' man), the sign is using your palms with your wrists together to make a big 'V'. See, so now we have a way to infer a women is a big vagina woman without even saying it.
Guy#1: 'Hey how did your date with Suzie go?'
Guy#2: *makes the 'V' sign with his hands*
Guy#1: 'Ah, she's one of those. Sorry to hear that man.'

BTW, on "Curb Your Enthusiam" they invented a handsign to go along with the observation (the way a women will often hold out her pinky finger when talking about a 'substandard' man), the sign is using your palms with your wrists together to make a big 'V'. See, so now we have a way to infer a women is a big vagina woman without even saying it.
Guy#1: 'Hey how did your date with Suzie go?'
Guy#2: *makes the 'V' sign with his hands*
Guy#1: 'Ah, she's one of those. Sorry to hear that man.'
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Yep, it's mostly just variations in anatomy from person to person. The size and shape CAN be altered with significant events like childbirth, though it can, in many cases, reduce back to almost original size. Repeated "misuse" can also cause a change in size (not normally from straight sex, but often from insertion of objects not usually associated with sex... and I'm not giving examples).
One thing to keep in mind is that the vaginal canal can vary in both the breadth as well as depth. Some may be wide and shallow while others may be narrow and deep.
*whew* Tried to keep this as clinical as possible. Any discussions about vaginas with guys can quickly turn messy as this one has nearly done many times.
One thing to keep in mind is that the vaginal canal can vary in both the breadth as well as depth. Some may be wide and shallow while others may be narrow and deep.
*whew* Tried to keep this as clinical as possible. Any discussions about vaginas with guys can quickly turn messy as this one has nearly done many times.
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Ender is right on the money. Women who have gone through childbirth can do "exercises" with their vagina to return it to the size it was prior. My ex-girlfriend from Chicago, though never giving birth, use to do them all the time. I forget what she called them, yet I have never seen it done before her. Without going into much detail, she would make me "feel" what she was doing...and to be honest I thought it was pretty incredible.
Anyhow, it is "mainstream" for women to comment on the penis size of a man then the other way around, however even women differ from one to the other; from tiny cubicles to toll booth lanes and everything in between. That was an attempt at humor, and I hope it wasn't offensive to anyone. You know I have to get a crack in whenever I can.
Anyhow, it is "mainstream" for women to comment on the penis size of a man then the other way around, however even women differ from one to the other; from tiny cubicles to toll booth lanes and everything in between. That was an attempt at humor, and I hope it wasn't offensive to anyone. You know I have to get a crack in whenever I can.

Originally posted by ToeJam
Ender is right on the money. Women who have gone through childbirth can do "exercises" with their vagina to return it to the size it was prior. My ex-girlfriend from Chicago, though never giving birth, use to do them all the time. I forget what she called them, yet I have never seen it done before her. Without going into much detail, she would make me "feel" what she was doing...and to be honest I thought it was pretty incredible.
Anyhow, it is "mainstream" for women to comment on the penis size of a man then the other way around, however even women differ from one to the other; from tiny cubicles to toll booth lanes and everything in between. That was an attempt at humor, and I hope it wasn't offensive to anyone. You know I have to get a crack in whenever I can.![]()
Last woman I was with tried to do the same thing, but either she couldn't or I couldn't tell. Too bad.
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Originally posted by =ender=
Yep, it's mostly just variations in anatomy from person to person. The size and shape CAN be altered with significant events like childbirth, though it can, in many cases, reduce back to almost original size. Repeated "misuse" can also cause a change in size (not normally from straight sex, but often from insertion of objects not usually associated with sex... and I'm not giving examples).
One thing to keep in mind is that the vaginal canal can vary in both the breadth as well as depth. Some may be wide and shallow while others may be narrow and deep.
*whew* Tried to keep this as clinical as possible. Any discussions about vaginas with guys can quickly turn messy as this one has nearly done many times.
Agreed. Well, as much as a man can agree on this subject without having firsthand knowledge. I do know from second hand experience and discussing it with an ex that a woman's vagina can stretch and shrink given useage or lack thereof. Use it for intercourse, childbirth or storage of objects and it will stretch. Don't use it for any of the above and it will become 'smaller (tighter)' with time.
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- JimmyTango
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Originally posted by cavalierlwt
Anyone ever watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm"?
The show is like 90% improv, with Larry David, the creator of 'Seinfeld'
They had a scene where they just started talking about women accusing men of having small penises, and wound up declaring that maybe the problem was really just some women have big vaginas (their exact wording of it BTW). "These big vagina women have been getting away with murder!"![]()
Great show and one of the best eppisodes, especially the ending.
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Originally posted by B
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Just want you men to know, that size does not matter and whoever says it does is a damn moron. It's really how you use it that makes all the difference.Atleast IMO.
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