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by **Gen. Ouch** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:32 pm

that last part was very true pudrik, a woman has to have something upstairs as well as downstairs. personaly im a legs man, long slender, tight legs and thighs are so hot, everything else takes a back seat for me. i know you guys aren't going to believe this but i gotta say that in a tie for my favorite thing about a women is her persoality. shes gotta have one.

by **=ender=** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:46 pm

Maybe I'm weird, but a very key thing for me is voice. Everything you guys have mentioned already is nice and all, but if she has a voice that's grating or annoying or makes me want to stab ice picks in my ears, then it's a no-go for me. Obviously, this is all subjective and what I find grating (high pitched, anime schoolgirl wannabe voice) is probably attractive to some other guy.

by B » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:12 pm

Again...child birth does NOT make a womans vagina go to hell. It only stretches for birth. It will go back to it's normal size. Keegle exercises are the best to tighten the muscles.These exercises will not make a vagina shrink to be tight. As for a womans vagina being tight it has alot to do with dryness during sex. The more wetness the looser she will feel.

by **Sabres** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:44 pm

77 replies in 2 days in a thread about the penis...

by **JimmyTango** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:47 pm

According to the Ah-nold movie:

Boys have a penis.

Girls have a vagina.

However:

My last girl had a penis, I was confused.

by **CreepingCharlie** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:26 pm

Originally posted by girl
Boys...
1.) Does size really matter? The bigger the better?
2.)Which would you prefer? A natural A-cup? Or a fake D-cup?
3.) Do men prefer small or large nipples?
4.) Do men prefer large butts or small butts?

An attentive audience wants to know!

1. Size does not matter to me. But anything over a D-cup I don't like.
2. Natual all the way! No fake boobs.
3. Medium. Have to be portportion.
4. Again I don't really care. The have to match the girl right. Large butt on a tiny girl = no good.

Size of the girl, her personallity and her actions will determine my decions on if I like her or not. Personally I like the legs. Legs are good.

by **cavalierlwt** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:49 pm

I don't usually break body parts down into likes/dislikes because in the end, it's a complete package. Some parts (big or small) look great on differenct girls, different body types, whatever. You just never know what combination is going to look good. It just works or it doesn't. Aside from that I will say this: stiff nips look great. Every girl should try to have stiff nips that show through whatever she's wearing. You will find every guy bending over backward to talk to you, help you, do whatever as long as he can be in visual range of you. If you women knew what effect it has on us, you would be amazed. Stiff nips are frigging hypnotic.

by **LordShard** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:29 am

I'm talking to a chick with only an A cup but it's the biggest A cup you've ever seen! Looks like a full B, but yet they are A cup, she just formed really well.

by **GINGERSNATCH** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:33 pm

... - Evan
P.S. I dont love ya

by **ferret963** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:40 pm

Originally posted by cavalierlwt
I don't usually break body parts down into likes/dislikes because in the end, it's a complete package. Some parts (big or small) look great on differenct girls, different body types, whatever. You just never know what combination is going to look good. It just works or it doesn't. Aside from that I will say this: stiff nips look great. Every girl should try to have stiff nips that show through whatever she's wearing. You will find every guy bending over backward to talk to you, help you, do whatever as long as he can be in visual range of you. If you women knew what effect it has on us, you would be amazed. Stiff nips are frigging hypnotic.

My point exactly, that’s the reason why I petitioned the admins of ECGN forum to keep the heat turned down over winter. Save on money and we get a added bonus

by B » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:48 pm

Ginger...prostitution is not considered proper employment, so i don't think you have to report it to your welfare worker...stop asking me and call and find out..sheesh.

P.S. You do love me

by **King** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:50 pm

i think that went a little bit too far eh? I dont think sexual harrasment is tolerated around these parts... maybe in nakedville but not here.

by **Gen. Ouch** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:33 am

which part about that was sexual herassment. although this thread has taken a strange turn....

by **King** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:12 am

say this:

no one wants to hear about your 50 yrold stretched out turkey neck lookin vagina!!!!!

to your female co-workers or just the lady who is ringing you out at target or walmart or wherever....

by **Iron City Man** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:49 am

Originally posted by B
Ginger...prostitution is not considered proper employment, so i don't think you have to report it to your welfare worker...stop asking me and call and find out..sheesh.

P.S. You do love me

Zing!!!! Nice comeback. I laughed pretty good at the turkey comment but you went nuclear on Ginger.
:beer:

IRT Breast size; just like B said about schlongs. Too much is a waste (unless you're bumping uglies with a circus freak) and too little is kind of awkward for the other person. Average size and how willing you are to please is all that counts.

Ask half the guys here where the G spot is and I bet they would reply it's the thing that rhymes with Deloris. Hell, some chicks don't know where the G spot is at. Now that should be a seperate thread. Call it educational but I guarantee once you hit that for a lady, she won't need/want any John Holmes
lookalikes.

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