French Bashing jokes

by **PraiseA||ah** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:08 pm

Originally posted by PudriK
To keep this "fair and balanced"
http://www.exile.ru/2003-October-02/war_nerd.html

Nice.. Thanks for the site. I had an argument with good friends of mine over this exact topic. I will be forwarding the link.

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:13 pm

Originally posted by Namloot
"Did you mean: french military defeats

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

Also, you can try Google Answers for expert help with your search."

Double wow!

That's not a real google web search anyway it's just a google engine that lists only that particular site. Open google and try the same search and you get results...

by **Alofwar** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:20 pm

To keep this "fair and balanced"

Wow that guys a twat, i know the way the French are viewed is inflated but it is based on reality. He must be French, only Frenchman could be so arrogant.

The French's biggest cause of being hated is probably their beloved national hero Charles de Gaul, he was the embodyment of everything bad about the French and is how we view the French today. This pompus argoant twat wouldn't even let us help found the Eu and join, Y, because he knew we were the only one capable of stopping the French getting their own way historically.

by **ToeJam** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:22 pm

Friends Alofwar..for sure brother. I apologize as well.

by **PraiseA||ah** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:33 pm

The French had a strategy for defending from a land attack prior to WWII after the trenches of WWI. It's called the Maginot Line. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maginot_Line Unfortunately, the Germans went around the line of fortified defenses to attack the unprotected interior of the country.

In regards to the English RAF. Do not forget the tremendous contribution the new invention called RADAR made to the English at that time. With it they were able to see the German bombers coming.

I have no jokes about the French. I don't think the jokes are deserved in the least.

by **=ender=** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:33 pm

Okay... you two done kissing and making up?!

America could have done this or that.

France may have blabbity blab.

Germany with the thing and the stuff with two world wars.

And then there was stuff with the shooting and the ships with the airplanes and trenches with other counties who were allies with the other people and then things all went to hell.

There... I summed up everything said. Now on with the jokes! ANY jokes, French or not!

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:40 pm

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.

Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
A: In France.

Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.

by **goochillini** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:46 pm

Originally posted by B
What do you call a guy who posts 5 times in a row to get his posts count up?

(greg)goochillini

Post counts? You were so worried about your precious post counts that you forgot your French joke. I'll post one for you and add to my dreaded post count (lol) ...

Q: Why did the French line the Champs Elysees?
with trees?

A: So the Germans could march in the shade.

oh and so I only get ONE precious post count I'll add another joke...

Q: What's the best place to hide your money?

A: Under a Frenchman's soap.

by **Rand0m** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:04 pm

Originally posted by SavageParrot
That's not a real google web search anyway it's just a google engine that lists only that particular site. Open google and try the same search and you get results...

this actually worked well before google had stocks. I tried this years ago in my computer class and didnt get any results.

by **(-BS-)GodFather** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:15 pm

wewe:rotflmao: http://www.battlefieldbs.com/nuke/modules/Downloads/lemonzoo.wmv

by **cavalierlwt** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:32 pm

Pretty hot....and underage. I'll say no more.

by **=ender=** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:06 pm

Ahhh... Alizee's her name. Nice one!

EDIT: She was born in 1984 (just checked) so that makes her 21

by **PraiseA||ah** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:16 am

Originally posted by (-BS-)GodFather
wewe:rotflmao: http://www.battlefieldbs.com/nuke/modules/Downloads/lemonzoo.wmv

OOooooh Daddy like!

I'll be in my room if anyone needs me...

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:02 am

Hmmn difficult to tell if she really is french without smellovision...

by **ToeJam** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:04 am

Well damn, she could put the French back in my Fry anyday. :eek:

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