Chocolate Salty Balls

by **LordShard** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:20 pm

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.
(Put 'em in your mouth!)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em...

by **SavageParrot** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:21 pm

by **Ldsmith104** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:34 pm

My mom says if you want to be a lesbian then you have to lick carpet...I've been licking this carpet for hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian

by **LordShard** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:35 pm

by **SkiloDog2000** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:27 pm

lol
the caption on a more recent episode made me laugh
while talking about alien souls and such the caption read
"Scientologists really believe all this"

by **Destructor** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:06 am

i love the lyrics to the most offensive christmas song ever, after kenny's part has been transcribed of course: Lyrics

Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics is one of my dad's favorite christmas albums and he being such a christmas loving guy i'll hear it 20 times throughout the season, but i still like it myself.

by **Sabres** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:12 pm

by **Iron City Man** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:07 pm

Originally posted by Ldsmith104
My mom says if you want to be a lesbian then you have to lick carpet...I've been licking this carpet for hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian

Ever try that vaginal cream? Shit doesn't taste anything like it!

by **Marilyn Manson** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:09 pm

by **Ldsmith104** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:30 pm

No kitty it's my pop pie
meow!
no kitty it's my pop pie!! meow!!
NO KITTY!!!

Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!!!

Well then I know a certan kitty, kitty whos' sleeping with mommy tonight

huh:confused:

Chocolate Salty Balls

Chocolate Salty Balls

Lmao

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