French Bashing jokes
The french have been called arogant and obcesed with smelly food and sex, when told this one frenchman said "BE QUEIT, i'm eating garlic off my girlfriends nipples"
"Don't mention the war"
German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

Here's one at the English
Alot of Americans think English men are uptight and oppressed, when i found this out i was angry, i was upset, but i mamanged to hide it"
Alot of Americans think English men are uptight and oppressed, when i found this out i was angry, i was upset, but i mamanged to hide it"
"Don't mention the war"
German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

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