The Secrets of Advertising Revealed
Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:04 pm
The Secrets of Advertising Revealed
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.”
That’s Word-Of-Mouth.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her phone number. The next day you call her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.”
That’s Word-Of-Mouth.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her phone number. The next day you call her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition.
Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:29 pm
Nice business class with good flow.
Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:52 pm
LoL, you can make a living off of that.
Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:07 am
aha i will use them 
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Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:27 am
Good luck, dude. *slap slap*
Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:30 am
o cool im getting slaped:D
Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:33 am
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Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:48 am
Originally posted by #1HiTPoInT
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hitpoint wtf is ay yayeyayayayeybla?:freak:
Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:16 am
Oh, you know the Spanish little thing when they see something utterly stupid like my post? try to pronounce it out loud.