Chuck Norris vs Steven Segal

by **Weasel Meat** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:53 am

Who would win?

by **SavageParrot** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:55 am

arthritis...

by **Schrapnel** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:28 am

I would have to say Chuck would win, although I haven't seen Chuck in a while, Steven has certainly put on some weight, so Chuck would likely be much faster. I also think Bruce Lee would have kicked both their asses.

Schrapnel

by **PraiseA||ah** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:48 am

Chuck Norris was a student of Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee was an amazing, simply amazing athlete. I'm not sure if there is an equal alive. Jet Li vs Bruce Lee. Who would win? I think Bruce.

by **Sabres** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:23 pm

Chuck ends it with one roundhouse kick.

by B » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:38 pm

The Karate Kid would whip them all:)

by **TiNM@N** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:32 pm

dunno ive heard a few people say that Segal is the last person they would want to throw down against. Weight isnt such a hinderance if you built well, if your obese thats another story.

I think chuck would get his beard waxed against the monk.

by **CookieDough** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:35 pm

chuck norris would just roadhouse kick him in the head

by **TiNM@N** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:14 pm

that round house would never get close... segal would catch the half house and punch norris in the little norris

by **Twister026** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:29 pm

I don't like chuck norris or Steven Segal. If I had to pick, it would be Chuck Norris. But they both have flaws in their fighting.

by **SavageParrot** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:29 pm

With any luck they'd kill each other and spare us from any more films...

by **StankNuggets** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:14 pm

I think if you put either 1 of them against even an average ufc or pride fighter, with a good jiu jitsu background, they would both lose.

But if they fought eachother, I'd give it to segal because walker texas ranger blows.

by **SHWoff** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:45 pm

Originally posted by StankNuggets
I think if you put either 1 of them against even an average ufc or pride fighter, with a good jiu jitsu background, they would both lose.

According to the Aikido FAQ:
"On a purely physical level it is an art involving some throws and joint locks that are derived from Jujitsu and some throws and other techniques derived from Kenjutsu. Aikido focuses not on punching or kicking opponents, but rather on using their own energy to gain control of them or to throw them away from you. It is not a static art, but places great emphasis on motion and the dynamics of movement."

and...
Steven Seagal really is an Aikido instructor (or was, until his movie career got in the way). He has a rank of seventh dan (Aikikai) and has run his own dojo in both Japan and the United States.

by **Sir Loin** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:03 am

I have to go with Steve. Chuck Norris is a wacked out coke head, who cant hit water if he fell out of a boat. Steve has a pony tail, which means he is a highly aggressive badass who wont take shit from anybody. However, in a perfect world both would punch each other at the same time, killing one another.

by **=ender=** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:52 am

Originally posted by Sir Loin
Steve has a pony tail, which means he is a highly aggressive badass who wont take shit from anybody.

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