Ghetto Spellin Bee
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Ghetto Spellin Bee
by B » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:56 pm
Thought this was funny...
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
>
> He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
>
> 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
>
> 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>
> 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get
> that catacomb.
>
> 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
>
> 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
>
> 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they
> gonna send me back to the joint.
>
> 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
>
> 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say,
> "Bullshit, that watch israel."
>
> 9. Undermine - There's a fine! lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
>
> 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to
> the poolhall.
>
> 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
>
> 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
> stain for dinner?"
>
> 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
>
> 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife
>
> Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is:
> OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.
>
> "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
>
> He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
>
> 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
>
> 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>
> 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get
> that catacomb.
>
> 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
>
> 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
>
> 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they
> gonna send me back to the joint.
>
> 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
>
> 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say,
> "Bullshit, that watch israel."
>
> 9. Undermine - There's a fine! lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
>
> 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to
> the poolhall.
>
> 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
>
> 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
> stain for dinner?"
>
> 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
>
> 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife
>
> Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is:
> OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.
>
> "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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