The Darth Side

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The Darth Side

Postby PraiseA||ah » Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:01 pm

http://darthside.blogspot.com/

Don't know if anyone has read this. It's a good read, better than the movies imo. :D
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Postby Chacal » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:17 pm

Priceless!


Dear House of Ozzel,

I regret to inform you that your son has been killed in the line of duty.

He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he will be missed by none. I have allowed the men to pillage his personal belongings, which is why we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb you, and may you think of it always when you remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.

Know also that his limitations as a sub-par military professional caused the deaths of many of the Emperor's loyal soldiers, whose funeral expenses will appear on your next tax assessment.

Sincerely,
D. Vader

Too harsh? I call them as I see them.
Chacal


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