VP Dick Cheney Shoots Hunter

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VP Dick Cheney Shoots Hunter

Postby NightCrawler » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:38 pm

This is something, our VP shoots another fellow hunter with a shotgun.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney.ap/index.html

You think he shot the WRONG Guy?

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Postby Twister026 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:40 pm

pfft :lol:

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Postby cavalierlwt » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:15 pm

Leno, Letterman, John Stewart etc must be on their knees thanking God for this bounty. :)
Should be good for a month or two worth of jokes. :lol:
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Postby Alofwar » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:16 pm

I know how to decide if it was intentional,

Is the guy who got shot a Democrat?
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Postby Lord ZOG » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:57 pm

Now if he can only arrange a hunting trip with George W!
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Postby SavageParrot » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:02 pm

Who needs a trip just give w a gun and let nature take it's course...
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Postby Buliwyf » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:05 pm

good grief
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Postby SavageParrot » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:15 pm

My gun won't fire why don't i look down the barrel to see what the trouble is. Oh the safety was on...
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Postby Alofwar » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:41 pm

Bush shooting himself in the head wont do anything, theres nothing in for it to damage.

Its why whenever he goes to Russia, he challeneges Putin to a game of Russian roulette.
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Postby Twister026 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:42 pm

:lol:

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Postby King » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:54 pm

someone bring that man up on charges. I hope he faces the full extent of the law, including an ass-raping by his f-ing cell mate named bubba.
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Postby SavageParrot » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:04 pm

Bubba does ass rape. He's never given me anything more than head....
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Postby Chacal » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:54 pm

"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."

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Postby King » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:28 pm

Originally posted by Chacal
"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."

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So that excuses his negligence with a firearm. Bravo.:roll:
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Postby Twister026 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:44 am

:lol: its getting funnier each post

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