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Retail Scam
by gowhitesox99 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:15 pm
BE WARNED!!
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be
useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old Girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy to-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in
the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be
useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old Girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy to-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in
the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
Weasel!!
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Re: Retail Scam
by King » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:12 pm
Originally posted by gowhitesox99
BE WARNED!!
I don't how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be
useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old Girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy to-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree and they get in
the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
Hope you left the twins out on the curb....
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Re: Re: Retail Scam
by gowhitesox99 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:25 pm
Originally posted by King
Hope you left the twins out on the curb....
he he he he
Weasel!!
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by Conscious* » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:26 pm
If this is serious, and they weren't transvestites, and weren't carrying the hiv, then thats no scam.
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by CreepingCharlie » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:32 pm
Good man.
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by Sir Loin » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:30 pm
they dont steal your wallets, they just take what they are owed. A show and a blow like that.......well thats worth a wallet to me. Take my wallet, I'll just cancel everything. But to say 2 chicks got it on in your car, then blew you.......WOW
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by Camel toe joe » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:28 am
I got that in a an email a while go funny stuff
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