Col. Bukkake

[Doug the Unforgiven]

It seems that for some reason Col. Buttkrake's post count has been dropped (I don't know why, does anyone?). If it's for spamming, then it's a load of crap. We have some real spam-lords around here but he isn't one of them.

The dude needs some moral support, so I thought I might list some characteristics of spammers:

Spammers are rarely, if ever, entertaining.
Spammers generally annoy everyone.
Spammers revive useless old threads just to say "remember this?"
Spammers argue with each other over who spams the most, creating more spam.
Spammers delight in seeing their names as the latest post to every thread, rarely ever contributing to the discussion in said threads.
Spammers just suck.

There are many more that I am too tired to list.


Don't leave, Bukk. You all can call me gay, but I like having his sorry ass around here.

Anyone else up for a little Bukkake ass-kissing?

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i haven't seen bukkake post anything recently so i don't get how he could have been given the name spammer he allways says something different .

grtz silver

[Doug the Unforgiven]

Sorry this posted twice. When I tried to post it last night with the heading "Col. Bukkake" for some reason it wouldn't post. So I changed the header to "The Colonel".

Now this thing posts out of nowhere after not letting me post it last night. Go figure.

[#1HiTPoInT]

Originally posted by Doug the Unforgiven


Spammers are rarely, if ever, entertaining.
Spammers generally annoy everyone.
Spammers revive useless old threads just to say "remember this?"
Spammers argue with each other over who spams the most, creating more spam.
Spammers delight in seeing their names as the latest post to every thread, rarely ever contributing to the discussion in said threads.
Spammers just suck.

That's a low blow, man. Seems like you created a post about all that I did. What's this thread mean about Bukkake?

[Doug the Unforgiven]

Originally posted by #1HiTPoInT
That's a low blow, man. Seems like you created a post about all that I did.

Ding ding ding ding ding! You win!!!

But don't feel too bad, you're not the only one, just the easiest example.

BTW, ignore this thread. It was an accidental double-post. Look under "The Colonel" to find the "real" thread. I was too lazy to delete this one in time.